imnotferris

No-one tagged me (I hope because I was on hiatus 🥺😂), but I'm stealing it from @amoxi because it seems fun, and it's a chance to humble-brag about certain stuff 🤣

Tattoos........................ a lot. More than a dozen, less than 100

Piercings..................... 0, but I accidentally puncture myself at work A LOT

Marriages.................... 0

Divorces...................... 0

Proposals.................... 1 (kinda... long story)

Children....................... 0

Surgeries..................... 2, one heart surgery as a baby, and one botched knee surgery as an adult (technically the heart surgery should have prevented the knee surgery, but that's another long story 😅)

Shot a gun................... Literally countless times. I've qualified expert on weapons systems ranging from side arms, all the way to anti-tank missiles, and would requalify on almost a monthly basis in the Army

Quit a job..................... Fuck. Yes.

100+miles in a car...... I would drive the 800 mile round trip between Ft Campbell and my home in Ohio every weekend, so yes

Hit a deer.................... Once, the deer was fine, the car was not

zip lining...................... Once

Cried over someone.... Yes, recently 😢. Pity me 😂

Fallen in love............... 3 times

Watched someone give birth... No

Watched someone die..... Thankfully, I've never actually been physically present in the room, but come VERY close, several times

Been to Canada......... Sadly, 0

Ridden in an ambulance..... Passenger on one trip, been an "ambulance driver" on a few more

Visited Las Vegas....... Nope, never appealed to me 🤷🏻

Sang karaoke.............No

Been downhill skiing....... No

Ridden on a horse....... No

Stayed in a hospital..... 😮💨 yes

Donated blood............. 0. Apparently, the people with the buckets around Christmas, "only take change," and, "get out of here, weirdo" 🙄😒

I'll tag @headshot @rare @shameless and @adam_bovary (sorry if you have been already, I was away for a while)