If Harry Potter and his friends loved Doby so much, why did they bury him in a shallow grave, in sand?! I give it a week before he's dug up by a raccoon or stray dog, or God forbid there's a heavy rain, and some poor family comes the next day for a beach vacation. Imagine the therapy bills when your kid discovers a half rotten elf corpse sticking out of the ground, but hey, at least they didn't use magic to bury him. So anyway, the Harry Potter movies are available on HBO Max.

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adam_bovary:
Wait, Doby died? Buried in a shallow sand grave. Kids today are so lazy.
imnotferris:
@adam_bovary right? When we buried 𝘰𝘶𝘳 friends, it was always a "4 foot rule," minimum. No work ethic these days. Should I have posted a spoiler alert? 😂

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