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adam_bovary:
My the wind be at your back and your powder always be dry. Basically, good luck. 👍
imnotferris:
@adam_bovary ugh. 30 minutes. 30... freaking... minutes, trying to explain something I don't fully understand, myself. Every couple minutes, asking why she doesn't just call my sister to see what, specifically, my niece is into... 🤦♂️
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adam_bovary:
It comes from an ancient Norse phrase. You see the once was a comely young lass who.... jk. Not a clue. Lol
imnotferris:
@dennovondiesel, I don't know why, but the phrase "potato salsa," makes my stomach feel funny. Also, that's what I'm calling potato salad from now on. @adam_bovary, this is why I think I might have ADHD, I'll start thinking about things like "potato sauce," then move on to why it's peanut "butter" instead of "jam", and grape "jelly" instead of "butter". Then, suddenly, it's 6 hours later, and my coworkers hate me 😅
truetrue316:
Only if the cannon would be aimed directly into a prison cell
imnotferris:
@truetrue316 I was thinking more like a wall, or cliff face, but I like where your head is at.
shalil:
😹
Another night spent staring at ceiling panels, listening to episodes of Family Guy for the millionth time, waiting for sleep to come. Does it? Of course not. I lay there for hours, trying to think of absolutely nothing, and failing miserably. I start thinking of an argument I had with my boss recently, which leads me down a path of re-examining every argument I can...
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adam_bovary:
I suffer from viscious insomnia. Three or four beers helps me sleep a couple hours but it's never enough. Sorry man.
imnotferris:
@adam_bovary I've had some success treating with alcohol as well, but I won't do it during the week. It also backfires sometimes, and I end up drunk-messaging people on the weekends, like an asshole 😅
Quick back story: this shirt was purchased for my younger niece (10), who didn't want it. It was then offered to my older niece (16), she didn't want it either. They both thought it was too "baby-ish" (I don't disagree).
So I took it to alter it, and attempt to make it appeal to either a moody pre-teen, or equally moody teen. I spent way
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I asked my friend to supply me with a writing prompt, and while mulling over what he sent me, it struck me. Duh, write about him. We are both 38 years old (although on multiple occasions, I have forgotten and had to ask how old we were), and we met when we were 11. That's 27 years. Let that sink in for a minute. Most...
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adam_bovary:
I'm glad you a friend like him. They are tough to find and even tougher to keep.
imnotferris:
@adam_bovary, we're stuck with each other now, we'll most likely die in the same poorly run, state-funded nursing home.
While drinking and texting with some friends, I accidentally wrote an emo poem:
Do rabbits frown?
Can clouds laugh?
I hate my parents.
Fin
So I'm watching "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark" for about the billionth time. The famous "Well of Souls" scene rolls around (the one with the snakes), and a not unfamiliar thought comes to me: where the hell do the snakes come from? There's, like, hundreds of 'em. It's a secret chamber now, but it wasn't always, right? I...
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