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Apr 8, 2019
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This lady I know has this cat. I'm fairly indifferent about cats, this one likes me quite a bit for some reason. It jumped up on me, so I started to pet it as it laid on its side. After a minute or so I noticed the cat was drooling...

ME: Your cat is drooling on me

Her: OMG I've never seen her do that

Well... I am good at making a pussy wet...

*Laughing* Yes, you are

Gets a bit personal after that, but I think this is the hardest I've ever made this woman laugh. I figured it might be worth a chuckle to someone else. Hope you enjoyed, thanks for reading.

edmea:
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Apr 8, 2019
yuyuki:
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Apr 11, 2019

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