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Friday Sep 05, 2003

Sep 5, 2003
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[mood]: ....blank.
[music]: "milkshake"-kelis.

Why is Thora Birch in a Limp Bizkit video?
I had the most horrible nite. My acid reflux kicked in really bad, so I was laying in bed feeling like my throat was being torn apart. I drank a whole bottle of Pepto-Bismol [*shudder* That was so gross! I almost puked right after I did it. I dont know how people can drink that shit all the time.] and that fixed it for about 15 minutes. I hope tonite is better.
I have a huge crush on Snoop Dogg. He rules.
Let me tell you a story about how stuck up college kids tryed to make me feel stupid. Alright-I've never been to a Starbucks before in my life. I dont know if its because i'm sheltered, or that I just have values. Jeff and I were driving around and I had cottonmouth bad and I saw one and thought "Ooh...frappucino" and decided to go through the drive-thru and get one. Into the drive-thru we go and i'm looking at the menu and their sizes are Tall, Grande+Vente. Like I said, I've never been to a Starbucks before and I didnt know how to pronounce vente and I didnt want to sound like an uneducated douchebag and say it wrong...So I was like "Fuck it, i'll just say large". "I'd like a large chocolate brownie frappucino please". Thats when I got my ass bit off by the cunt that was taking my order. "Okay, thats one VENTE frappucino. Anything else?". "Uuuhh...no". "Alright. Thats a VENTE frappucino, just drive up to the window to pick up yer VENTE frappucino. VENTE!! VENTE!! VENTE!!". So, I felt like a douche. At least I know how to say it now.
I'm going to go get ready for work and drink some more pepto-bismol. EL SUICIDO LOCO
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chaosmachine:
It's their lame attempt at being sophisticated, anything with a drive through is as sphisticated as pezz.... I loves the coffee though.....I do know that when a custoemr says soemthng realy lame, not that bad but lkiek bucthers the word pizziola...I getmad oko how does pizziola =pizzinola or pizziolo and pizziala etc...BUt hat bitch was prolly a empty sghell of human beig anywyas and she has to validater herself through seeming intelligent.
Sep 6, 2003
jizzikah:
Engh, fuck them. I just point to pictures and say, "I want that one."
Sep 7, 2003

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