imaxeyes

Well, I had studied for a three years learning everything I could about how to write a movie script, how to do lighting, camera work, editing and sound. i plugged away every free chance I got into making my suspensful, action psychological comedy. Then I needed money, a crew, and locations. I asked a friend who had let me learn things on sets of his porno erotica flicks. He asked to see the movie script. He smiled and laughed, "I could make this for you," he said. I was shocked and relieved now I could finally see how my movie would turn out. He then said, "I hope you don't mind, but I'm thinking of making this a sextet, not a trilogy, not a single movie." I just looked at him and starred blankly. He continued, "I'm going to make it into a porn series. Don't worry, it'll still be your movie, I'll just throw some sex in. I mean you have crane shots and some pretty expensive sets and props." I was a little disconcerted hearing all of this, but I let him continure. "Look. I make it, as we get one done, we get money to start on the next one. By making it a sextet you will be able to strenghen your story and make a legit movie for the theatres. You can't lose." I hadn't even written a scene with a couple holding hands, let alone having sex. But I realized that it wouldn't be a bad move, afterall, it was going to keep me busy and employed for the foreseeable future. (Yeah, this is a rip-off of Get Shorty and Badaaasss! Oh well, the movie is a different genre.