I verbally bitchslapped a guy at the bar tonight. It was awesome. My friend and I were sitting at a table, and the table next to us was occupied by a bunch of fucking frat boys. So one of them leans over and sticks his empty pitcher on our table. So I pointedly carry it over to the bar (what were you, raised in a...
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be_elzebe:
you are such a goddamn menace! dude, why am I leaving a comment on your SG journal instead of calling you?! I'm such a retard.
I continue to fail to get any work done. And spend way too much of my time on frivolity. Oh, frivolity. But on the other hand, I'm getting better at keeping my head on my shoulders about it. Then again though, the whole point of a crush is losing your head, isn't it? Hmmm.
I'm really fucking sick of my knee brace. Already. Every morning...
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I'm really fucking sick of my knee brace. Already. Every morning...
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be_elzebe:
I've already joined SGchicago. So nyah.
We should have a friend date soon, you're right.
I love my T-Rexita.
We should have a friend date soon, you're right.
I love my T-Rexita.
dunx:
I hope this isn't the mathematician...if so, just pretend I said some Freudian-type-shit concerning your father.
If you were a bionic woman, honey...I'd still do ya.
Feel better honey. And keep the Faith.
If you were a bionic woman, honey...I'd still do ya.
Feel better honey. And keep the Faith.
Sweet jesus, maybe I really am a menace.
Update: knee surgery tommorrow.
Update: knee surgery tommorrow.
be_elzebe:
you are a menace.
i am taking a nap in your bed.
i am taking a nap in your bed.
llouys:
i like liz phair let's be friends.
Oh my god, I love knee surgery so damn much that i wanna do it again. Like, now. Like, next week.
fuck everything. fuck stupid fucking piece of shit doctors in boise fucking idaho who fuck up surgeries so badly that i spend my peak physical years doing drugs and getting laid instead of skiing and bellydancing and then end up having to get three...
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fuck everything. fuck stupid fucking piece of shit doctors in boise fucking idaho who fuck up surgeries so badly that i spend my peak physical years doing drugs and getting laid instead of skiing and bellydancing and then end up having to get three...
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be_elzebe:
I will feed you soup and bring you whiskey, my darling t-rex.
I won't say "it'll be allright," because I don't know for sure... but dammit we'll have painkillers aplenty.
I won't say "it'll be allright," because I don't know for sure... but dammit we'll have painkillers aplenty.
The balance in my checking account is declining at a breakneck pace. It's fucking terrifying. All the more reason why I ought to sequester myself in the fucking library and do nothing but work all day. And reward myself with the occasional hamburger cocktail eyecandy extravaganza. And slumber parties with the hottest girl I know.
I have a new man in my life. He is...
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I have a new man in my life. He is...
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be_elzebe:
You should stop buying that slumber party ho all those drinks.
Miron Squiddy? Miron McSquiddy? Miron "Squiddy" McFaj?
Miron Squiddy? Miron McSquiddy? Miron "Squiddy" McFaj?
subrosa:
Well, Minnesota may be awesome, but I'm not really going for the scenery, you know?
And I don't know why she chose stripping specifically. I think she felt like she needed to express herself sexually and that was a good way to do it. I'm not gonna complain, you know?
I am jealous of your slumber parties.
And I don't know why she chose stripping specifically. I think she felt like she needed to express herself sexually and that was a good way to do it. I'm not gonna complain, you know?
I am jealous of your slumber parties.
Hopeless romantic, or just hopeless?
I am so ungodly hungover. And while most people react to a surfeit of alcohol with headaches, nausea, sensitivity to light, etc, I tend to plunge into deep existential crisis. And feel like puking.
So here am I am (i'm keeping that mistake. it's kinda neato, and appropriate to my current ontological nausea.) ruminating about love and how strange it...
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I am so ungodly hungover. And while most people react to a surfeit of alcohol with headaches, nausea, sensitivity to light, etc, I tend to plunge into deep existential crisis. And feel like puking.
So here am I am (i'm keeping that mistake. it's kinda neato, and appropriate to my current ontological nausea.) ruminating about love and how strange it...
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subrosa:
Come to think of it, no. Probably not.
I think that the above things are not love, you are correct. But I don't think that those things and love are not correllated. Or, at least, I hope that they're not. But I definitely understand that love, at its true root, is a much more terrifying thing than a few butterflies or bad poetry.
And damn. I want to wake up with a half naked be_elzebe.
I think that the above things are not love, you are correct. But I don't think that those things and love are not correllated. Or, at least, I hope that they're not. But I definitely understand that love, at its true root, is a much more terrifying thing than a few butterflies or bad poetry.
And damn. I want to wake up with a half naked be_elzebe.
be_elzebe:
And how! 
J. once told me that falling in love is like jumping off a cliff. This is similar to the giddy, weak-in-the-knees, googly eyes business. The retarded, maddenning, terror, or sickness of crushing hard. He said that being in love is like breathing at the bottom of the ocean, calm, teeming with life, sometimes mundane, but then sometimes you're like, "Holy fuck, i'm at the bottom of the gaddam ocean!" I dunno.Maybe the only thing more retarded than love is trying to talk about it.
You're the best slumber party buddy ever. I am one lucky girl.
J. once told me that falling in love is like jumping off a cliff. This is similar to the giddy, weak-in-the-knees, googly eyes business. The retarded, maddenning, terror, or sickness of crushing hard. He said that being in love is like breathing at the bottom of the ocean, calm, teeming with life, sometimes mundane, but then sometimes you're like, "Holy fuck, i'm at the bottom of the gaddam ocean!" I dunno.Maybe the only thing more retarded than love is trying to talk about it.
You're the best slumber party buddy ever. I am one lucky girl.
I was just reading the NYTimes article about Donald Rumsfeld's speech yesterday - which, incidentally, makes it seem as though he's finally gone off the deep end - and suddenly remembered a snippet of my dream from last night. I was talking to somebody who was saying that Rumsfeld is an asshole, and I told him that my parents met him and he's actually a...
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velocity:
Well, they were technically showing us what to look for, but we're all college educated and we figured it out.
I pretty much never talk to myself out loud. You?
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maximillian:
A lot. Turns out it's good for multitasking - helps the brain keep track of multiple lines of thinking, or some shit.
lotusmonger:
Too often. When I walk my dog I do it more often because I like to talk to her.
Broke down and joined Myspace.
See, while I originally joined SG for the porn, I stayed largely because so many of my friends were here. But now that they're on Myspace and never update their SG blogs... Hmmm.
See, while I originally joined SG for the porn, I stayed largely because so many of my friends were here. But now that they're on Myspace and never update their SG blogs... Hmmm.
be_elzebe:
I forgot about the dog in my mouth. I'm obviously doing a swell job of packing without you.
be_elzebe:
are you fucking kidding me?
Back in Chicago.
Whiskey first, updates later.
Whiskey first, updates later.
remusisdying:
back with the cell charger again?