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Tuesday Sep 13, 2005

Sep 13, 2005
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So my downstairs neighbors have like, a whole bunch of kids. A flock of adorable little girls. And yesterday, one of them knocked on my door because she wanted me to help her with her math homework. It was awesome. I taught her to count by 2's, 5's, and 10's. And she totally got it, like, immediately. I got so excited that I tried to teach her multiplication, but it seemed like it might be a bit much for her, so I let it go. Maybe next time.
I told her I had homework to do too, and she was way surprised. She was all, woah, are you in like, 9th grade? I told her I'm in 18th grade. I think it blew her mind. She was like, "Do you love to learn?" Heh heh. So rad.
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menotyou:
Man...I love other peoples kids. You have access to all the good stuff and can dump them on someone else when the bad crap rears its ugly head.
Sep 16, 2005
dunx:
Waxing?! arg. I feel betrayed. wink

But it's a deal. And I'm sure the Polish will be enough by itself. God I love that...
Sep 16, 2005

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