imagoldfish

oh my wtf.

be_elzebe and i went to innertown pub last night and scored 6 free shots a piece. wtf?
of course we tipped outrageously.

there was a bit of wtf connected to her woman, but that turned out to be a misunderstanding. so that's good at least. then i peed in an alley. heh heh. but walking to her crib from the pub, we realized, wait a second... we're sober. wtf?

then we couldn't get into her place because her key mysteriously stopped working. wtf?

then a friend of mine tried to get down my pants. up my skirt. whatever. actually, it wasn't like he tried, it was like he assumed it was obviously gonna happen and just sort of jumped me. um, dude. wtf?
at least buy a girl some flowers first, eh?

it is 21:23 and 28 degrees. wtf?
actually, it's lovely, except that i have no a/c. and once again, probably ain't gonna buy one, because i'm gonna be gone for so much of the summer anyhow, and them shits are expensive, and i'm lazy, and...
nights like this, i turn out all my lights (though i keep the ceiling fans on) and pretend there's a power outage. and that it's some kind of miracle that my tv is working and i can watch a movie. i dunno, it helps.

and where are the cicadas?