imagoldfish

I just bought a car! And I'm totally in love with it.

So if you wanna give me presents any time soon, I want stickers and mix tapes. Oh hell yes.

Edit:

So the tape deck, it seems, doesn't actually work. I mean, it plays tapes, but it... changes them. Social Distortion comes out sounding like cracked out 6 year olds. It's kind of amazing.

Also, it turns out that you're not really supposed to drive around without plates or insurance. Who would have thought? Good thing I'm so damn charming. Also, let me just say how much I love this city and its police force.

Officer: See, the thing is, it's actually illegal for you to be sitting behind the driver's seat of a car if you have no insurance. Let alone move it from point A to point B.
Me: Seriously?!? Wow! I had no idea!
Officer: Yeah, well, I'm just letting you know.
Me: Yeah, I will definitely go to the DMV tommorrow.
Officer: We call it the Secretary of State here.
Me: Oh yeah? Well, is it open tommorrow?
Officer: No. It's open on Monday.
Me: Wait, so what happens when someone buys a car on a Saturday?
Officer: Yeah, see, you're not really supposed to do that.
Me: Oh. Wow. I had no idea. I am so sorry.
Officer: No, no, I'm just telling you, you know, so that you know.
Me: Yeah thanks, I really appreciate it. So, uh, what do i do now?
Officer: Go home. I'm not gonna give you a ticket or anything.
Me: So I just... go home?
Officer: Well yeah. It's illegal for me to tell you to drive home.
Me: Right. Ok. Um. Thanks!