Lots of exciting shit going on, which is great, but leads to total mental overtaxation. I got my first ever Scrabble bingo: outlawed. Bam, bitches!

I also attended a murder mystery game party set in the 20s. I was determined to look the part, so I drank half a bottle of wine and massacred my eyebrows. I looked hot, but I was rendered somewhat autistic by all the alcohol I consumed, and thus not only failed to solve the mystery, but was killed by my own husband. Ooops.

But check out what a hot dame I was...