So tommorrow will be the first day that I really, for real, have to teach. Like, me, alone with my students, teaching them stuff.
I am so fucking scared, you have no idea. The fact that one of my students apparently works as a substitute teacher doesn't help. Keep your fingers crossed for me, please. Or, if you have a car, nip by and run me over. Or maybe just break my legs or something. Or, even better, my right arm. I hardly need that anyhow. Just do it right after my morning class, so I don't miss that, but before I have to teach. That'll give me a good excuse not to teach for the next two days.
Of course, if you have some advice for me, that's fine too. But don't expect head for it. For that, you'll need to go to this guy. Even if I am better at it. Sorry. Apparently my boyfriend gets jealous, or something.
I am so fucking scared, you have no idea. The fact that one of my students apparently works as a substitute teacher doesn't help. Keep your fingers crossed for me, please. Or, if you have a car, nip by and run me over. Or maybe just break my legs or something. Or, even better, my right arm. I hardly need that anyhow. Just do it right after my morning class, so I don't miss that, but before I have to teach. That'll give me a good excuse not to teach for the next two days.
Of course, if you have some advice for me, that's fine too. But don't expect head for it. For that, you'll need to go to this guy. Even if I am better at it. Sorry. Apparently my boyfriend gets jealous, or something.
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adalynn:
thanks for your comment on my set...xoxo
menotyou:
Ok...advice. Assert your dominance. Do something really fucking scary on the first day to put them on their defensive. It's hard to be scared of something that is terrified of you. Perhaps a baseball bat with nails driven through it? Or maybe you could pick someone at random in the first ten minutes and fail them for the entire course. Savage beatings would probably work fairly well too.