imagoldfish

If you're puzzling over a strange text message that you received from me today... I went out to breakfast with my dear friends Jane and Ligaya this morning. We were wildly hungover - (brief Dickens interlude) He furthermore took occasion to apologise for any negligence that might be perceptible in his dress, on ground that last night he had `the sun very strong in his eyes'; by which expression he was understood to convey to his hearers in the most delicate manner possible, the information that he had been extremely drunk (...) It was perhaps not unreasonable to suspect from what had already passed, that Mr Swiveller was not quite recovered from the effects of the powerful sunlight to which he had made allusion - suffering from the aftereffects of the powerful sunlight known as Jim Beam, we were in fine form this morning, and the waiter immediately took a liking to us. Halfway through breakast, he came by to show us a text message that he had just received from a friend. We, in turn, were so pleased by it that we immediately decided to send it to all of our nearests and dearests. Props to dunx for the best response - I knew he would come through.

If you didn't receive it, the message was as follows: Remember that time we were cruising and you stuck yr head out the window and i stuck my ass out the window and people thought we were twins?

Yeah, it was a damn good morning.