I'm working on learning to say "please". Apparently, that's what people with manners do, or something. This revelation came to me the other night me when me and some friends of mine are sitting around, and I'm like,
"Hey Ben, hand me my lighter".
"What do we say?"
"Um, hand me my lighter?"
(time passes. i still lack my lighter)
"Dude! Seriously! The lighter!"
"You...
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Whatever.
Come off it.
You rule.
And you know this, man.