imaginarysuzy

Thank you for my birthday love my sexy SG buddies!!!! xoxoxo 'Thought I'd post my 1st drunk 3:13 a.m. blog. Thursday birthdays aren't the best; and I wasn't too thrilled 'bout turning 26. buuut it was cool. Got day drunk. Well 2nite my gay buddy kev' took me out for a movie & drinks. We saw "Shortbus" and I highly reccomend it. It was a suprise it was showing in Cincinnati, what with Mapplethorpe being banned from exhibiting in the area bacause of his defamation of the Virgin Mary and Jesus. (haha poop and sperm.) There was a butt load (no pun intended) of male/male female/female & grouip sex, hardcore y'all, and HOT, showed. I don't wanna reveal too much, since I'm drunk and I'll give away the whole movie, but one of the main characters had me frrustarted; she was a sex therapist (she wanted to be called a "couple counseler") who couldn't orgasm. (she dubbed herself "pre-orgasmic.)
aggg! all the fuckin' and masterbating, and nothin'!!! she had me feelin' her pain. she said, at one point, how the "feamle orgasm wasn't nesessary for pro-creation and thought it was a myth" ag!! can ya IMAGINE!!!! i knew girls who felt the sam way. needless to say, the "she-bop" grrl I am, I tought them how to "get off." spread the love, y'all.

innyhoo i gotta pass out. i leave you with a drunk photoshop creation of my love for alllll you hot ass SG's and a couple hot (but blurry) shots i took of my girl who thinks she's "FAT!!!"