imaginarysuzy

Dial-Up sucks. Sorry to every one that might think i'm intentionally ignoring comments and messages. i've just been too busy waitng (sometimes up to 10 or 15 minutes...) for image galleries to pop up. My first prority my 1st few days on SG is to check out all these beautiful women thatI've been dying to see naked. You should understand.

But thanks to all that've welcomed me; and yes; waiting and all; it is soooo worth it.

I leave you with 3 portraits I took of my buddy Shane's mannequin Lola. Sad; she was once fully intact, and beautiful. Then some nasty satan worshippers got ahold of her, ripped off her arms off, tyed a noose around her neck hung her from a ceiling, drilled a penis-sized hole in her butt, and did who-wants-to-know what with her. Lucky for Lola, Chivalrous Shane was dating one of the nasty Lucifer Lackeys, (let's call him "Bastion,") discovered her hanging in a basement, took pity, and captured her, running her to her new home, fast and drunk in the night. We've had some good times with the girl. She got a new out-fit every week. But, one night, me, my buddy Shane, and 5 other folks all got drunk; Lola leaned against the corner by our palm tree 'bout 7 feet away. she all of a sudden leaned, tipped forward, and crashed to the ground in front of my friend brandi, her face broke off, and landed in Brandi's lap. Scary, huh? True Story, yo.