imaginaryrobot's SuicideGirls Blog

Well I had an amazing weekend! How about you?

I took a comp day off Friday, because I worked on the wekend a few weeks ago so I had a free day off, and spent it at the beach all day drinking coronas and relaxing with my girl Julie in my comfortable as a mother fucker new beach chair. I usually hate lugging a beach...
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illstabyou:

Doesn't it suck to just think a couple of days ago you were in a beach chair drinking fruity drinks and now you're back in the cubicle wishing you could ... well ... not be in the cubicle.

I agree. I need to either win the lottery or find me a sugar daddy (mommy).

Apr 25, 2005

ahhh hhhhhhhhhh hahhhhhhhhhhhhh aahaaaaaaaaaaaa aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

whoa... that was mind numbing

arete:

wow. dude, i think my eyes just started bleeding

Apr 24, 2005

I saw a one armed man today and thought to myself... no matter how fucked up things are going right now, or how pissed off I am at my situation, this dude's been through a hell of a lot more than I have. Then I pictured him getting into an accident and having his arm severed half way down and going through months of pain...
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_alice_:

yeah, i always remember what a bitch i`m being when i see people in worse situations than me...... then i forget a week later and go back to my normal self.
i really need to get a handle on that.

Apr 15, 2005

illstabyou:

I forgot his name, but there's this professional skater with no legs. After seeing him, I refuse to complain about anything.

Apr 15, 2005

Whats up bitches?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I'm pissed off cuz I had an appointment with HR Block to do my taxes tonight, and I went in with all my shit, and they tell me they can't file taxes for businesses there. They didn't tell me that shit last week when i made the appointment. Fucking morons. Now I gotta either go to another HR Block or find an...
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lilac44:

What can I say, I couldn't stay away from the tits.

Apr 11, 2005

arete:

taxes are for chumps. and people who don't want to be attacked by the IRS

Apr 14, 2005

Completely random thoughts... just because I felt like wasting time and updating

- Tax time sux! But more money from last year's fucked up return is good!
- Bank of America is run by the mafia, I swear! If I miraculously got a return for all of the fees they've charged me for the past 6 years I'd be a rich man.
- 2 faced...
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_alice_:

tax time sucked ass for me last year. i ended up getting no money back, and then a collection agency called me six months later telling me i owed $700 towards my health care. apparently, when you finally start making enough money to live off of, the government decides you also make enough to give them for health care coverage.
i was smart this year. i`m getting most of my money under the table, so not only should i get some back, but i shouldn`t have to pay for health care this year.
mwuahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa!

Apr 6, 2005

illstabyou:

Thanks for the reminder that taxes are almost due.

... and that's a really cool truck you're getting there.

Apr 7, 2005

Hotdogs give me the energy to fight off my daddy!

you must watch this: kids show

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makko:

LOL, Thats was great!! Fingers taste good!!!

Apr 2, 2005

surfbetty:

yeah...minus the stomach thingy though.

...this sux!!!

sniffle.

Apr 3, 2005

I got a stomach virus or something awful Sunday night and I'm still sick!

I've never spent so much time in the bathroom!

For anyone out there looking to drop a few pounds really fast... just eat some bad food or something. I didn't eat for 3 days and I've dropped at least 5-10 lbs this week. I haven't been this skinny in a long...
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theburningred:

so I dragged myself to the doctors office and amazingly didn't shit myself while i waited around

damn in 2 years i don't think I've EVER heard you so eloquent

Mar 31, 2005