imaginaryrobot

I got a stomach virus or something awful Sunday night and I'm still sick! I've never spent so much time in the bathroom!

For anyone out there looking to drop a few pounds really fast... just eat some bad food or something. I didn't eat for 3 days and I've dropped at least 5-10 lbs this week. I haven't been this skinny in a long time. But seeing that I didn't want to lose any weight... i look sickly and frail. I could totally pass for some skinny emo kid right about now if I just wore all black and moped around.

What's worse is I hate going to the doctor... but I thought yesterday since it had been going on for 3 days that I was going to die so I dragged myself to the doctors office and amazingly didn't shit myself while i waited around... and all he had to tell me was to keep taking mylanta and drink lots of fluids and call him if it's still happening on Friday. What a waste of my time. And what a potential threat to my leather seats.

Bahhh anyways... it's dawned on me how amazing chicken noodle soup is. No matter how bad you feel, how nauseous you are, how achy or feverish... chicken noodle soup always seems to help. Thank you Campbell's Chunky Soup!