imaginaryrobot

Random Stuff You Don't Care About

I grilled crab stuffed red snapper last night... it was the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

I got my first Juxtapoz magazine in the mail! Woohoo!

I bought 3 DVDs last night... Anchorman, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, and The Big Bounce. Adding to my collection of DVDs that I'll watch 2 or 3 times and never again. I think I've got close to 150 DVDs now. And only like 50% of those are porn. Just kidding..... or am I?

My business is running good... got 4 new subscribers yesterday and almost 100 mortgage leads last month! $$$$ Gonna try and double that (atleast) this month.

I got a good hair cut yesterday. Nothin' like a good haircut to make you feel good. And nothin' like a bad one to make you feel like a tool.

I'm considering San Diego more than NYC for my moving plans. I can't leave the beach! And I can't stand New Yorkers down here so I doubt I'd like them in NY. I hear "San Diegonians" are pretty chill and it sounds like a better town for me.

Did you know San Diego was discovered by the Germans in 1904? They called it "San Diego", which in German means "whale's vagina".

I finally got an idea for a tattoo. I want to do one around my elbow that kind of spiders out down my forearm and up my tricep. But I'm going to do an inverted design, where the flames arent inked in, but the parts around them have all kinds of bad ass designs around them giving it a negative effect. It'll be cool. You'll see. Then I'll be cool like all of you! Yeah... that's it.

They need a devil emoticon on this site. I feel the need to use one damnit.

That is all. You can go about your day now. I give you permission.