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Whenever I fill out a personal check, I always write in the memo line: "for vulgar sexual services rendered." In fact, I want to get one of those self-inking stamps that says it in red. That would make me chortle a little bit every time I'd put my palm on the little wooden handle, line it up and press down with a metallic 'ker-thunk.'

I'm having a great deal of trouble finding a mummy-maker. This may require me to take matters into my own hands.

So... I passed Pharmacology! It just feels like a minor Christmas miracle.

The grades for Physiology won't be up until the first week in January, maybe nowI can relax a tad bit.

Three exams down, two papers left....

One more week. Then a much cherished break from all this stress. Half of my days are spent with a dull ache right behind my eyeballs and they don't even sell Naproxen up here.

Seriously, I need a Sauna on Lake Superior like nothing I've ever needed before!

So today's class had a presentation on restraints; as in, the legalities and ethics of using them.... you have NO IDEA the restraint I used in keeping my damn mouth shut throughout!!

I'm almost proud of my new found "maturity"

Finals may yet be the death of me.

My little brain may not be able to hold any more [it's done filled-up] trying to pour in more learning may just cause my sulci to pinch closed! No one benefits from that.

Here's what I learned in my neurophysiology class today: if you had to fit an entire pizza into your skull, you'd have to fold it up. That is why the surface of the human brain is all wrinkly

There, I just saved you all several thousands of dollars in taking this class.

You are welcome.