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I'm staring at my burlesque tour ticket...AGAIN. Can I get some backstage passes?! Hook a brotha up. C'mon now.

Question: How many lovely SG's will be on the burlesque tour? Especially Chicago. I will have gifts to bring, so I'll need a count. Can anyone help? Thanx a mint.

T

I gotta make a trip to Nebraska...ugh. Anyway, when I get back, I'll be heading to FLA. in a few weeks. I haven't heard from The Alley for a week or so. I guess I'll post a pic of my latest jewelry, and maybe the members here can throw some advice my way on how to sell it more effectively. See how lazy I am?...
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Well, skip the past entries. I'm partyin' hard. Granny in Fla. isn't doing well, so it looks like I have a roadtrip coming up in a few weeks. I decided that I gotta make the trip one of recovery also. So I'll hit some theme parks for rollercoasters, and strip clubs at night. Also, I met a wonderful chica from Fla. here in Chicago. Guess...
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I'm kickin' booze to the curb in 2004. I'm always tired, I feel like ass all the time, I don't eat right, and you know what??? Booze ALWAYS gets me started on "other" nasty thangs. So cheers to me the next couple of days, I'm gonna give it my best, and get my ass back in shape. Pffftt. Gawd hep meh.

Evil Beaver came, saw, and kicked ass. They both cheerfully accepted my bracelets (belated x-mas gifts) and rawked us for a good hour or so. Iv'e never been so starstruck. They really did it up tonight. Hope y'all check 'em out.

T

It's finally over. You folks with borderline personality disorders, do us "regular" idiots a favor...seek help. My brother's girlfriend made a scene..AGAIN. Jeezus, i'm almost looking forward to work tomorrow. Now the upcoming weekend action will wash this shitty feeling away. Evil Beaver @ Empty Bottle and Waste @ Double Door. Oh it can't get here sooner.

Let me show you the prize you've won....
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I'm broke, but my shopping is finally over. Now, if The Alley calls me back about my jewelry (they seemed very excited), I'll be back in da money. So the next few nights leading up to x-mas, I'll be polishing jewelry and my knob. Not in that order. Dig this fuggin' shizzz...I'm all alone for the holidaze. HA! Just an hour away from my parents'...but...
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Ummm...tired, ummm, not laid, but tired. Thank jeebus for art. It's finally out there. Seems skater chicks like my work. YaaaYYYY! Now, if I only had fans of legal age. Bwahahahahaha!!!

Ahhh...the creative juices flow freely. I dare not share my newest jewelry concept here, as I expect you all to become customers . Seriouslah, this is some harcore shizz. I work in a shop with tons of industrial equipment...then...it hit me. All this steel, all these sharp and beautiful objects. They need to be adorned by beautiful women. Hmmm, where could I find those women???...
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