iloveyoumang

Ever listen to "Gut Feeling" by Devo. Or wait wait wait...ummm...Butthole Surfers Revolution !? I love you ladies . Please stay cool, and sooo beautiful. Wait...no...listen to uhhh..."i need you" by Zakaray thaks.

Your fan and bracelet whore,

T

Hi, I've been a groundskeeper for 15 years. I've had many part-time jobs during my illustrious career. Lemme see.

Bartender
Bouncer
Retail Sales (Structure)
Hot Dog vendor (at a circus)
Massage Therapist (for German Women's National Soccer team)
Firewood stacker
Self-Storage Space renter
Telemarketer
Paperboy
Laborer
Printer (for sex mags)
Drug tester a.k.a. lab rat
Waiter/Host

and I think that's about all. You?

my dinner's on fire
while she watches TV
and if you've ever wondered
what it's like to be me
she takes all my money
and leaves me no smokes
yells at my buddies
and insults my folks
i'm breakin' my back doin' the best that i can
she's got time for the dog and none for her man
and i'm no dope
but i can't...
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So what. I fucked up in a big way. Guess what boys? It only takes 0NE fucking time. So yeah, once when I was 21....and now again, me 33. Nice going. If I ever doubted I was hell bound, I can now take comfort in the fact that I have a reserved seat. It's a horrible decision to make, and now it's twice. Jeeeezus fuggin'...
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If I inhale any more solder fumes, I'm certain to be dead by Monday. I can't seem to stop fuggin' around with this electronic crap. I'm absolutely horrible at math, so I'm doing tons of guesswork. I'm searching for that sound...it's a crunchy, popping kind of..synapse in your head sound. I need it, I must harness it, it WILL be mine. Exorcising demons from children's...
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So who got a bracelet in Chicago? I saw Tegan wearing one for sure. Big thanx to the t00r manager for passing those back to the ladies. I think they look sexy as hell. Be prepared for shackles and other dominatrix shizz. If I build it, they will cum.

Well, it's Tuesday. The burlesque t00r comes to Chicago Thursday. I rounded up some fine people to join me, and I couldn't be more excited. I dunno what to expect, but I'm positive that I won't be disappointed. Anyone seen it yet? Gimmie the dirt!!

My heart is broken. I realize this happens to people everyday. It humbles you. I think it might even make you a better person in some ways. Maybe I'll be more patient when strangers piss me off. Maybe I'm NOT the only one suffering amongst this sea of faces. I have plans of wallowing in it for now. Poor me...drunk and high on whatever...I really...
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Alright, I'm finished promoting my crap here. I just got back from St. Pete's in Florida. I met an amazing female version of me there. S'crate and all, but I'm here in Chicago. I swear to gawd I'm such a pussy. I cried when I had to get on the plane. I miss her, but since she is like me, she doesn't really seem to...
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Yaaayyy, my jewelry swag hits Ebay. I got sick of all these lousy shop owners lowballin' me and stealing my idea. So dig, SG members get 'em from me for ten lousy bucks. Hey, if you are a model, and you'll be in the Chicago burlesque show, you can get one of deez suckas free. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2686481974&category=3839&sspagename=STRK%3AMESSE%3AIT&rd=1