iloveyoumang

What the fuck?

A new series that I will do my best to update...right here, only on iloveyoumang's captivating journal.

I worked security for a "swingers" party. Catfight was the band..yeah, all ladies. Trouble is, they lack polish...no...they need practice. The lead singer was gorgeous, and she had a pretty cool voice. They all got a bracelet from moi....cuz I'm a total fucking kiss ass...
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The snow has beaten me down. I have so much shit to circuit bend. I have finished another 10 bracelets in my very limited spare time. These go to Hollywood, and hopefully Cameron Diaz, Selma Blair....anybody, will sport one for me, and cause a minor ruckus. Meanwhile, I'm walikng around like a zombie. I feel like pieces of me have been torn out and dropped...
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Give me back my broken night
my mirrored room, my secret life
it's lonely here,
there's no one left to torture
Give me absolute control
over every living soul
And lie beside me, baby,
that's an order!
Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left
and stuff it up the hole
in your culture
Give me back the Berlin wall
give...
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I'm in a shitty mood, so here's a joke.

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought......Soon he sees another sign, which says:

SISTERS OF ST....
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I miss my guera!

Go guera, go guera!

I'm a lucky bastard. I'm not swingin' 8 inches, I'm gettin' old, my hair sux (prolly from years of making it blue) and the mistakes...oh the mistakes.

BUT.

This weekend in Texas was a gift from a higher power of sorts. I was nearly in tears leaving, and I'll never be the same.

I've never met anyone like you.
I Love You. I miss you....
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Thoroughly enjoying my stay in the dirty south. I'll be back Monday to update and tell you of all my adventures. 'scrate!

I stole a picture! Neato.

That's a suicide bomber that tried to attack our troops in Iraq. He got a .50 cal in his dome. See the explosives on his belt? It's gross, but it happens a lot, and I worry about our men an women over there. Sad indeed.

I'm not gonna miss this weather at all. Yeah, let's talk about weather, it's such a neat topic.

I guess I'll do open mic tonight...I have many new toys ready to play, and my horoscope said something about loving the attention. Yeah, let's talk about horoscopes...another neat topic.

How about traveling, and flying on airplanes? There's another show stopper. Jeezus, I'm full of neat topics.