I love noise, but noise that I HATE....garbage trucks and construction. Drives me nuckin' futs.
Yesterday, I was driving back from my p's house in the burbs. I saw this dog climbing a fence. He escapes. I stop the car, walk up to the door and ring the bell. No answer. The dog stares at me. He's cute...but, I can see his ribcage, and he has these weird tumors on his hind legs. I opt not to touch the poor creature. I call the police and they say they'll look into it. Since I watch Animal Cops all the time, neglect pisses me off to no end. I don't have kids or pets. Know why? I can't even keep plants alive. When I pass that test of responsibility, I'll consider a goldfish.
Anybody wanna come to my place this weekend? It's clean, I have tons of alcohol, and I'll be solo all z'weekend. Otherwise, I'll glom on to your plans. Hey, is that how you spell glom?
Yesterday, I was driving back from my p's house in the burbs. I saw this dog climbing a fence. He escapes. I stop the car, walk up to the door and ring the bell. No answer. The dog stares at me. He's cute...but, I can see his ribcage, and he has these weird tumors on his hind legs. I opt not to touch the poor creature. I call the police and they say they'll look into it. Since I watch Animal Cops all the time, neglect pisses me off to no end. I don't have kids or pets. Know why? I can't even keep plants alive. When I pass that test of responsibility, I'll consider a goldfish.
Anybody wanna come to my place this weekend? It's clean, I have tons of alcohol, and I'll be solo all z'weekend. Otherwise, I'll glom on to your plans. Hey, is that how you spell glom?
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n:
god i hate people who abuse animals! 
esp. dogs. why would someone want to hurt such a sweet and loving creature??? good on you for reporting it.
esp. dogs. why would someone want to hurt such a sweet and loving creature??? good on you for reporting it.
ava:
gloom? idk what you were going for there. yes animal abuse is no good. as for plants, i can't keep them alive either, try a cactus. goldfish are no good either, they're WAY too easy to kill. Beta fish are good, get just one and put it in a wee bowl with a tiny opening at the top. the tiny opening is key because they will totally commit suicide and try up on your floor if it's too big (that's what happened to mine 
). well good luck with all of that as well as finding something to do. there's a burlesque show at frankie j's (4437 N, Broadway) at 12am tomorrow (technically sunday). it's the last day it's going on. it's been there every friday and saturday for like a month and i totally wish i could have gone but i'm always working at those times. but yes you should go and tell me all about it. it's byob too.
). well good luck with all of that as well as finding something to do. there's a burlesque show at frankie j's (4437 N, Broadway) at 12am tomorrow (technically sunday). it's the last day it's going on. it's been there every friday and saturday for like a month and i totally wish i could have gone but i'm always working at those times. but yes you should go and tell me all about it. it's byob too.