What the fuck? Part 2.
I'm not putting my pants on one leg at a time like everyone else. I simply refuse. Even if it means not wearing pants.
I ate chicken all day today. No reason either. Breakfast, lunch and dinner consisted of chicken and/or mechanically seperated chicken parts. Liquids included coffee, water, Mountain Dew Code Red, and Red Bull. I'll propose my secret idea of Red Bull and double espresso to Starfucks and make a mint. Don't steal my idea ya suckers.
I finished a "sleep machine" in my messy lab today. It's circuit bent to sound like low flying jets. You gotta stick a spoon in yer mouth, and then touch the aluminum plates on the face of the machine. I think it's sexy. Maybe I'll post a picture.
I got drunk at Carol's and I thought someone stole my jacket. I'm an idiot, it was right next to me and I stormed out into the cold to find a cab. I pass out in cab, and stagger to the door after the rude awakening. What the fuck!?
I'm not putting my pants on one leg at a time like everyone else. I simply refuse. Even if it means not wearing pants.
I ate chicken all day today. No reason either. Breakfast, lunch and dinner consisted of chicken and/or mechanically seperated chicken parts. Liquids included coffee, water, Mountain Dew Code Red, and Red Bull. I'll propose my secret idea of Red Bull and double espresso to Starfucks and make a mint. Don't steal my idea ya suckers.
I finished a "sleep machine" in my messy lab today. It's circuit bent to sound like low flying jets. You gotta stick a spoon in yer mouth, and then touch the aluminum plates on the face of the machine. I think it's sexy. Maybe I'll post a picture.
I got drunk at Carol's and I thought someone stole my jacket. I'm an idiot, it was right next to me and I stormed out into the cold to find a cab. I pass out in cab, and stagger to the door after the rude awakening. What the fuck!?
kybella:
Wow...sounds interesting. Thanks for your oh-so-sweet comment on the previous journal. 
elijah:
good for you, im not gonna put my pants on one leg at a time either. infact, im boycotting pants all together.