It's gonna snow here in the windy city. Groundskeepers have no choice but to wait patiently for the shit to fall from the sky. We can attempt to sleep..(this never works) so we will be fresh for the long hours ahead..or, we stay up too late and end up driving to work on no sleep at all.
Looks like almost a foot of snow expected...jeezus.
I work for a junior college, so I see these women come to school in sandals with no socks..sometimes heels...huge heels. Belly shirts with the big 'ol roll hangin' out...wait, what's that? A glimmer? Oh...a hidden belly ring...how neato.
Short skirts and Uggs...neato. See thru shirts? I'm not entirely opposed here....BUT...It's friggin' January in Chicago!! So I watch them fall on the ice all the time. They glare at me for...
A: Being a perv
B: Not being Superman and saving them from falling in heels on ice.
C: Staring at them, being a perv.
Another note, these are the women who litter the parking lots I have to walk in this weather to clean up.
I know this because they would be pretty embarrassed to walk ALL the way up to the school carrying a fast food bag to put in the trash. WHAT would the boys think? Worse, what would the GIRLS think??? That yer a little piggy probably.
So let that 'ol pervert pick this shit up...he makes a decent buck anyway.
Man...who pissed in my Krispy Kreme?
Looks like almost a foot of snow expected...jeezus.
I work for a junior college, so I see these women come to school in sandals with no socks..sometimes heels...huge heels. Belly shirts with the big 'ol roll hangin' out...wait, what's that? A glimmer? Oh...a hidden belly ring...how neato.
Short skirts and Uggs...neato. See thru shirts? I'm not entirely opposed here....BUT...It's friggin' January in Chicago!! So I watch them fall on the ice all the time. They glare at me for...
A: Being a perv
B: Not being Superman and saving them from falling in heels on ice.
C: Staring at them, being a perv.
Another note, these are the women who litter the parking lots I have to walk in this weather to clean up.
I know this because they would be pretty embarrassed to walk ALL the way up to the school carrying a fast food bag to put in the trash. WHAT would the boys think? Worse, what would the GIRLS think??? That yer a little piggy probably.
So let that 'ol pervert pick this shit up...he makes a decent buck anyway.
Man...who pissed in my Krispy Kreme?
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ash:
duuuuuuuuuuuuude .. where did u get that profile picture, do u actually OWN one of those things??? theyre so awesome! I heard u can like rig them up to make really awesome sounds for music!
kybella:
And did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds and that my rabbit loves carrots and that your mom goes to college?