iloveyoumang

Went to Carol's last night...well, wait a sec. First my brother and I went to this meat market hell hole Crappy danceclub We got an invite to this awful place cuz it had the $25 all-you-can-drink-till-this-time-thing. We figured wtf...we'll get drunk there, and finish our night with Country music. The awful danceclub was crowded, full of meat headed jocko homo shit. Fake boobs and short skirts galore. My brother and I were dressed in flannel and denim AND I was wearing a fucking baseball cap. The barback was dressed way better than us. So anyway, all these stuck up looking people are sitting in a booth, and since my brother and I are carrying our coats around like morons...yeah there was a coatcheck, but bro and I carry so much crap in our coats, we refuse checking all the time....I go over to the booth, ask this guy I've met once a long time ago...to put our coats in the booth. He looked confused at first, but then he just threw 'em to the back of the booth. Ok...uneventful..but it gets better. Some of the ladies get up to dance, some of the guys go get drinks. We steal the booth and order about 10 drinks from the waitstaff and fill the table with new drinks. Ladies come back and sit down and we start talking...and talking...and talking. Soon, my brother and I shoot a very rarely seen look at each other. It's going far too well...why do these ladies flirt so heavily?? They invite us to Crobar for free VIP and drinks. Tempting. I like Crobar, it's the last of two clubs I'll go to and I haven't been there in ages. We slip away and conference. Me:You wanna go to Crobar man? Bro: I dunno, things are going great on my end. Me:Same here. Bro:Let's be the ones to disappoint for a change. Me:Fucking brilliant.

So we left and went to Carol's and had late night burritos. We also re-assured ourselves that we didn't miss anything that night. Quality night in Chikygo for sure.