GREAT! Remember the story of the elusive 19 year old woman who calls me at wee hours? Yep, the one who says...oh...I can't WAIT to hang out with you, please stop by the bar (the one I got her into) we'll stay out all night.
She did it again.
She left with someone else. Not even a blink...straight poker face..BYE!
So, like an idiot, I leave a nasty text message. "Never, ever call or write me again."
The balls on this woman..I swear. She calls and leaves a message.
Uh...yeah, my phone was M.I.A. and uh, I'd like you to explain that nasty message.
Really folks...what's to explain in the message I left? Just heed the words and move along. I'm not a saint, but jeezus...I'd have to wear a fuggin' radioactive-proof clean suit to sleep with that woman. In the famous words of my good friend Junebug.
Suggit!
She did it again.
She left with someone else. Not even a blink...straight poker face..BYE!
So, like an idiot, I leave a nasty text message. "Never, ever call or write me again."
The balls on this woman..I swear. She calls and leaves a message.
Uh...yeah, my phone was M.I.A. and uh, I'd like you to explain that nasty message.
Really folks...what's to explain in the message I left? Just heed the words and move along. I'm not a saint, but jeezus...I'd have to wear a fuggin' radioactive-proof clean suit to sleep with that woman. In the famous words of my good friend Junebug.
Suggit!
What the fuck is her deal... do you smell like a moldy pair of Chucks or something?!
You totally have the looks...and from what I know so far, the personality is awesome...so, mi no comprende...
Come to TX- I PROMISE not to throw you double deuces.