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A family member is in the hospital. I'm dumbfounded. It's a rare thing, an embolism. In the neck? Odd. This person isn't overweight, isn't on birf control, doesn't smoke. All the things that lead to this 50,000 person a year killer. So I went out to The Store and blew off some steam. Yeah, I played open mic night....I'm totally faded, but I had fun....
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I've been thru dry spells before, but this is just ridiculous. I seriously can't remember a time when I went this long without sex. Maybe It'll clear my thinking like the Seinfeld episode. Luckily, I got to spend lots of time with family and friends this weekend, so my mind wasn't dwelling on said dilemma. Anyway, I gotta get some work done here. This place...
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Well, I'm kinda dreading the train ride in this cold shit, but I finished some bracelets and I gotta go to Medusa's Circle to sell some. I'm thinking they'll sell better there. I sold some to a jewelry store near The Alley, but they didn't seem interested last time I went...so fugg 'em. I have NO plans for the weekend. Kinda weird. I'm planning a...
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Plowing snow sucks. Plowing snow at 2:30am and THEN moving furniture for someone (favors) REALLY sucks. So I'm tired, but again..I cannot sleep. Wow, that just reminded me of that Butthole Surfers song..22 going on 23...that tune used to freak me out so much. I guess this Red Stripe beer might help. A bath, yes yes, beer, bathtub.

Great, circuit bending workshop got moved last night. I just showed up to find a fellow nerd on the phone and a makeshift sign on the door. We stood there like....now what?? So I offered a ride which was declined and I headed back home.

Instead of circuit bending on my newly cleaned desk, I played Day of Defeat for a few hours..see the large...
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Great. I went out last night. I didn't expect to, but I did.

Picture if you will.

Half nekkid, wrapped in a blanket on the couch, watching the South Park movie on Comedy Central. I'm cozy. Cue phone ring.

John says...yeah, we're at 29 W. Hubbard...come out if you want to. So say...yeah.

Spend $10 for the cab ride, double fist with Miller High Life...
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GREAT! Remember the story of the elusive 19 year old woman who calls me at wee hours? Yep, the one who says...oh...I can't WAIT to hang out with you, please stop by the bar (the one I got her into) we'll stay out all night.

She did it again.

She left with someone else. Not even a blink...straight poker face..BYE!

So, like an idiot, I...
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Yeah! Leftovers and two more nights of free-whatever I wanna do time. I'm assuming I'll be going to The Hidden Cove on the north side. A friend I haven't seen in a long time is celebrating his gf's birfday. So it's an excuse to get drunk and karaoke all night. Gawd hep me if I end up strolling in at 5:30am again. I'm gettin' too...
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Happy turkey day! Gobbles!

I stayed home last night. I mean, real hermit style stuff. I called nobody, answered one call, turned down my friend John's idea of going out for a beer (yeah...like it's gonna be just one) and stared at television. Now I know why I don't watch much tele...that Blind Date show...omg...there are people out there that are completely out of touch with reality. I thought...
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HULK MAAADDD!!! What a fucked up night. That didn't work at all. Wait.

The music. That's why I went there originally. I performed well, I'm fortunate. HULK VERY MAAAADDDD!!!!

Settle.... whew...sorry.

See, I invited a very lovely lady of 19 (cue Steely Dan music) to visit. We are friends with benefits. However, she left with a local band drummer last night. I sat there looking...
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Ahhh yes, having the apartment all to myself starting Monday AND I took the week off work. Gotta do a late night open mic on Monday ....hey, the place is open till 4am, I plan on closing. There's a weird satisfaction I get brushing past the suits on their way to work. I look a mess, smell like a brewery and an ashtray, and walk...
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