I stole a picture! Neato.
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india:
hehe
vrulovwrath:
Hay we all still pictures. Whats new?
That's a suicide bomber that tried to attack our troops in Iraq. He got a .50 cal in his dome. See the explosives on his belt? It's gross, but it happens a lot, and I worry about our men an women over there. Sad indeed. 
I'm not gonna miss this weather at all. Yeah, let's talk about weather, it's such a neat topic. 
I guess I'll do open mic tonight...I have many new toys ready to play, and my horoscope said something about loving the attention. Yeah, let's talk about horoscopes...another neat topic.
How about traveling, and flying on airplanes? There's another show stopper. Jeezus, I'm full of neat topics.
I guess I'll do open mic tonight...I have many new toys ready to play, and my horoscope said something about loving the attention. Yeah, let's talk about horoscopes...another neat topic.
How about traveling, and flying on airplanes? There's another show stopper. Jeezus, I'm full of neat topics.
kybella:
I think you like me...
You want to date me...
You want to kiss me...
You want to marry me...
You want to date me...
You want to kiss me...
You want to marry me...
kybella:
You did not put that picture up?! And you are coming to see me...?
Forget the ten cut pieces...you just wanna fuck with my melon.
Am I supposed to be scared???
Forget the ten cut pieces...you just wanna fuck with my melon.
Am I supposed to be scared???
Alright, I'm not ghey or nothin', but I give credit where credit is due. This guy here is hung like a friggin' horse. I'm hung like an elevator button in comparison.
He's fighting for our country with a massive weapon of vaginal destruction between his legs. God bless this man and the very sore, smiling women that have shown support for our troops
Get home...
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He's fighting for our country with a massive weapon of vaginal destruction between his legs. God bless this man and the very sore, smiling women that have shown support for our troops
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kybella:
Oh...and you look super cute in the pic. 
snaggle_puss:
It's rather thin. I am not too impressed with his weeiner.
I prefer this sort of weenie:
I prefer this sort of weenie:
Sometimes, you just want some Big Ass Titties
Me? Hell, I like both. I have a fanclub card to the I.B.T.C. and naturally, I'm a fan of gi-normous boobs too.
Me? Hell, I like both. I have a fanclub card to the I.B.T.C. and naturally, I'm a fan of gi-normous boobs too.
kybella:
I don't think that I have ever wanted big ass titties. But...I'll think about it...but, if I do think about it and end up wanting some, I will REVEAL it only to you. 
sophie:
dude! you are pure nutter butter!
that link is hysterical! i love boobies. i like to call them boobies, i like to nibble on them, i like to nuzzle them, i like to have mine nuzzled. boobies are the best! well, they rank right up there at least.
hmmm. what else do i have for you? oh yes! the show at the granada! dude, it would be completely nutty to meet you! perhaps i'll go. i need to investigate that possibility. that's a long way to travel in order to see a band. are the absolutely outstanding perhaps?
that link is hysterical! i love boobies. i like to call them boobies, i like to nibble on them, i like to nuzzle them, i like to have mine nuzzled. boobies are the best! well, they rank right up there at least.
hmmm. what else do i have for you? oh yes! the show at the granada! dude, it would be completely nutty to meet you! perhaps i'll go. i need to investigate that possibility. that's a long way to travel in order to see a band. are the absolutely outstanding perhaps?
There will one day spring from the brain of science
a machine or force so fearful in it's potentialities,
so absolutely terrifying, that even man,
the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death
will be appalled, and so abandon war forever.
Thomas A. Edison
Damn, that dude was a genius. I'd like to hang out with Thomas Edison....
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a machine or force so fearful in it's potentialities,
so absolutely terrifying, that even man,
the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death
will be appalled, and so abandon war forever.
Thomas A. Edison
Damn, that dude was a genius. I'd like to hang out with Thomas Edison....
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kybella:
He was the inventor in like the late 1800's, right?
Well, it's a damn good thing you made it home in one piece
Well, it's a damn good thing you made it home in one piece
It's gonna snow here in the windy city. Groundskeepers have no choice but to wait patiently for the shit to fall from the sky. We can attempt to sleep..(this never works) so we will be fresh for the long hours ahead..or, we stay up too late and end up driving to work on no sleep at all.
Looks like almost a foot of snow expected...jeezus....
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ash:
duuuuuuuuuuuuude .. where did u get that profile picture, do u actually OWN one of those things??? theyre so awesome! I heard u can like rig them up to make really awesome sounds for music!
kybella:
And did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds and that my rabbit loves carrots and that your mom goes to college?
Here's a poem I wrote in 9th grade. I lost my virginity to a girl 2 years older that year. I dunno if my English teacher was just a weirdo, or if he thought I was kinda cool. He gave me my only "A" and signed his first copy of "Catcher in the Rye"...because I stayed after class and rapped about how much I loved...
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kybella:
Oh-so-cute, I must say... 
Thanx for the responses to my last entry, you really shed some light on the way I was feeling and why.
Finding like minded people, yes indeed...Sophie mentioned that SG is great way to meet those people, and I'm quite fortunate to have met some of you.
I'm staying home for New Years Eve, and I invited a group of misfits to join me in...
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Finding like minded people, yes indeed...Sophie mentioned that SG is great way to meet those people, and I'm quite fortunate to have met some of you.
I'm staying home for New Years Eve, and I invited a group of misfits to join me in...
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Fuck New Years Eve. Who cares. I get so pissed every NYE...It's worse than a birfday. At my age, birfdays should be pissing me off. Oh hey...piss off if nobody likes my cutesy Ms. Spellings...deal with it. I have a hangover and I'm taking it out on all of you.
Serious tone here.
I dunno what got into me the other night. I luff porn,...
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Serious tone here.
I dunno what got into me the other night. I luff porn,...
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danielle:
that is super sweet
but then again we all have our reasons.
to do some of the things we do.
but then again we all have our reasons.
to do some of the things we do.
lillithvain:
If lack of sex makes you human, then that's probably why I'm so nice.
I don't understand why someone would want to do that on national tv....I don't really care for Howard Stern and the boys at all.
Just remember, whatever you will do, some else out there will try to top you just because they can. So, I wouldn't be surprised to see dancing flamingo girls on zebras with butt plugs hanging from their butts soon...
A person can only humiliate you as much as you are willing to be humiliated...
Happy New Year
I don't understand why someone would want to do that on national tv....I don't really care for Howard Stern and the boys at all.
Just remember, whatever you will do, some else out there will try to top you just because they can. So, I wouldn't be surprised to see dancing flamingo girls on zebras with butt plugs hanging from their butts soon...
A person can only humiliate you as much as you are willing to be humiliated...
Happy New Year
What a spoiled little turd I am. I bought Sirius radio for my brother...he bought it for me...THEN, I open another present. My parents bought me every component for Sirius and a lifetime membership. Cool, no monthly fees forevah! So I'm diggin' it. Plus, I'll get Howard Stern next year. Which reminds me...did I ever tell you the story of how I won a trip...
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falias:
hi
lillithvain:
I love NY too but I never win anything. Seriously I have never in my life ever won any kind of thing....kinda sad really. But anyway.... My NY story for you:
I go to NY with one of my good friends. We stay at another friends place in upstate. The first two days we go and work at a strip club in Queens called Wiggles. I make like 500 dollars, so I want to go do stuff. She meets this boy at the club that I dragged her out too, and she's instantly in "love". Well, needless to say I get ditched in NY. They go and get a carriage ride through the park ect... I stayed at the hotel and watched cheesy porn (which was the only station that would come in) for a few hours. Finally, I drift off to sleep and they come in. They had gone for food...man was I hungry.... and ran about. I was pissed to say the least, since she dragged me there with her to "hang out". So, they start fucking in the next bed, and I was so over the porn for the night, so I took off and roamed around NY at like 4 in the morning. I met some homeless guy playing his guitar and sat out in the cold with him singing to keep warm. I bought him a hot dog and he told me his story. I love to hear people's stories. Then, I bump into this punk rock kid who turned out to be pretty cool. We bought some beer and sat in the subway drinking it until like 8am, by which time I was utterly lost in NY and had no idea where my hotel was. So, I decided to just walk around until I could find something to do. I had breakfast at some cheesy place that probably had bugs... spent like 10 hours in the Natural History Museum, went to Madame Tussuads Wax Museum, bought hot dogs from like 10 different vender's just to see if they would taste different, walked through the park alone in the dark.... I did not get mugged, though by that time people were probably afraid I'd mug them. Then, I finally gave up and got a cab to five different hotels until I found the right one. I get there and the room is no longer paid for. She checked out, went back to my friends house with all of our stuff, and left me to wander around NY. Well, I took the train back up, listened to how much she was in love, fell asleep and flew home the next day. Was I mad at her, nope. I had a great time all by myself, which is how it usually goes.
I go to NY with one of my good friends. We stay at another friends place in upstate. The first two days we go and work at a strip club in Queens called Wiggles. I make like 500 dollars, so I want to go do stuff. She meets this boy at the club that I dragged her out too, and she's instantly in "love". Well, needless to say I get ditched in NY. They go and get a carriage ride through the park ect... I stayed at the hotel and watched cheesy porn (which was the only station that would come in) for a few hours. Finally, I drift off to sleep and they come in. They had gone for food...man was I hungry.... and ran about. I was pissed to say the least, since she dragged me there with her to "hang out". So, they start fucking in the next bed, and I was so over the porn for the night, so I took off and roamed around NY at like 4 in the morning. I met some homeless guy playing his guitar and sat out in the cold with him singing to keep warm. I bought him a hot dog and he told me his story. I love to hear people's stories. Then, I bump into this punk rock kid who turned out to be pretty cool. We bought some beer and sat in the subway drinking it until like 8am, by which time I was utterly lost in NY and had no idea where my hotel was. So, I decided to just walk around until I could find something to do. I had breakfast at some cheesy place that probably had bugs... spent like 10 hours in the Natural History Museum, went to Madame Tussuads Wax Museum, bought hot dogs from like 10 different vender's just to see if they would taste different, walked through the park alone in the dark.... I did not get mugged, though by that time people were probably afraid I'd mug them. Then, I finally gave up and got a cab to five different hotels until I found the right one. I get there and the room is no longer paid for. She checked out, went back to my friends house with all of our stuff, and left me to wander around NY. Well, I took the train back up, listened to how much she was in love, fell asleep and flew home the next day. Was I mad at her, nope. I had a great time all by myself, which is how it usually goes.
Wait, I gotta re-do my journal. Being sick from drinking is no excuse to blow it off.
Last night, my brother and I decide (no surprise here) we need to go out. My friend John leaves his bartending shift, and plans to meet us at Tuman's Alcohol Abuse Center I'm the first to arrive (again, no surprise) and I notice a distinct laugh. So I...
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Last night, my brother and I decide (no surprise here) we need to go out. My friend John leaves his bartending shift, and plans to meet us at Tuman's Alcohol Abuse Center I'm the first to arrive (again, no surprise) and I notice a distinct laugh. So I...
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seda:
Thank you darlin.. *smiles*
shicawgo:
Merry Christmas if you celebrate!