iloveyoumang

Whew, finally finished another project. It was a Creatoy family scene thingy. I re-housed it in a weatherproof box, painted it up nicely, and after around 30 hours of work...well...it's not that great. I tried adding a low frequency oscillator...maybe I just can't read schematics well...it ain't happening yet folks. So I'm high on solder and paint fumes, and I'm going out for a drink...
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My hangover hurts.

I saw Tim O Brien last night with my brudder (he's the w00kie on the right in my picture) Great show. We then headed over to Carol's for some country music. Folk and Country in one night...kewl.

We drank too much though, and I came home very hungry...but I ended up So I found food in the microwave this morning. What a...
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Hiya. I added a new pic of my latest electronic tweaking. It's a sleep machine made by Homedics. It has neato ocean, jungle, white noise, rain, and heartbeat sounds. It's "played" by putting the spoon in your mouth, and touching the aluminum diamond plates on the face. Sucks that you can't see the naughty girl in the little window...she's..uhh...eating someone. She's well lit by an...
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What the fuck? Part 3

Yes, the saga continues.

I played my stupid toys last night. No. I didn't make it to work. No, I didn't do druqs, but I got drunk...sux when friends own bars.

My gorgeous friend Robin now dates the open mic host. How ghey. They have zero in common. Prolly a good match now that I ponder.

I totally frickin' nominate...
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What the fuck? Part 2.

I'm not putting my pants on one leg at a time like everyone else. I simply refuse. Even if it means not wearing pants.

I ate chicken all day today. No reason either. Breakfast, lunch and dinner consisted of chicken and/or mechanically seperated chicken parts. Liquids included coffee, water, Mountain Dew Code Red, and Red Bull. I'll propose my secret...
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What the fuck?

A new series that I will do my best to update...right here, only on iloveyoumang's captivating journal.

I worked security for a "swingers" party. Catfight was the band..yeah, all ladies. Trouble is, they lack polish...no...they need practice. The lead singer was gorgeous, and she had a pretty cool voice. They all got a bracelet from moi....cuz I'm a total fucking kiss ass...
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The snow has beaten me down. I have so much shit to circuit bend. I have finished another 10 bracelets in my very limited spare time. These go to Hollywood, and hopefully Cameron Diaz, Selma Blair....anybody, will sport one for me, and cause a minor ruckus. Meanwhile, I'm walikng around like a zombie. I feel like pieces of me have been torn out and dropped...
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Give me back my broken night
my mirrored room, my secret life
it's lonely here,
there's no one left to torture
Give me absolute control
over every living soul
And lie beside me, baby,
that's an order!
Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left
and stuff it up the hole
in your culture
Give me back the Berlin wall
give...
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I'm in a shitty mood, so here's a joke.

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought......Soon he sees another sign, which says:

SISTERS OF ST....
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I miss my guera!

Go guera, go guera!

I'm a lucky bastard. I'm not swingin' 8 inches, I'm gettin' old, my hair sux (prolly from years of making it blue) and the mistakes...oh the mistakes.

BUT.

This weekend in Texas was a gift from a higher power of sorts. I was nearly in tears leaving, and I'll never be the same.

I've never met anyone like you.
I Love You. I miss you....
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Thoroughly enjoying my stay in the dirty south. I'll be back Monday to update and tell you of all my adventures. 'scrate!