Is it me? Do I have some vibe that attracts the weirdos? I don't get it.....
I meet this chick on a dating site (yeah yeah.....) and we talk, seems cool enough. She asks if I want to get a drink. Sure, we hang out and have a drink. She's alright, pretty cute. Everything seems kosher.
Next day... she's blowing up my phone talking about how much fun she had with me the night before. It's a little annoying since I'm super busy at work, but... hey I'm appreciative. She asks if she can come over and we'll watch a horror movie (we discussed the night before she hadn't seen the original Nightmare on Elm St.).
I'm thinking, sure.. no prob. Chill out, talk, watch Freddy scare the shit outta kids. Good times. So that happens. Was nice enough. But I've only known this girl like 24 hours. I'm still feeling out the situation, you know? I rarely just go diving in head first.
Anyways... next day she's blowing up my phone again while I'm working. And not about amusing things. Now it's like... clingy... and asking me whether or not I like her and stuff... I shoulda known then. I shoulda bailed. But I know that I like people to give me a chance, so I wanted to provide the same opportunity.
She asks if she can come over again and watch some more movies. I figure no biggy... so sure. She comes over. We're watching Event Horizon (love that movie). She's virtually throwing herself at me, but I'm trying to not go there. Again - barely know this girl and she's already proving to be a little clingy. But the whole night she's like this. Being a little aggressive and dropping lots of hints that she wants to sleep with me. And that's not typically a bad thing, but I wasn't 100% on this girl.
Anyways, eventually I decided... fuck it. Literally, I guess. We have sex. It... wasn't really good, but that's another issue. Directly after she starts getting REEEALLLY weird. Asking me whether or not she's pretty. How much I liker her. Whether she's going to be a one night stand. All this stuff and I'm like WHOOOOAAAAA calm down there... it was just sex. I've known you two days!
She keeps trying to manipulate me into saying things I don't want to say also. And I tell her flat out not to do it, That I don't fall for that shit. Which she replies "Well, how do girls get you to do things?...." To which I reply, "They ask....."
The next day she's blowing up my phone all day AGAIN. Being super weird the whole time like the night before. At one point I went to the bathroom to take a piss, my phone was on my bed. I got a text while I was peeing and between the time it took me to finish and flush and get to my phone she called..... because I hadn't answered my text fast enough and she was worried I was mad.
What?
Anyways... I had to let her down and tell her it wasn't gonna work out. I really hadn't intended on her being a one night stand, but... her crazy sort of solidified the fact that she would be.
I need to stay the fuck off dating sites. Girls fall in 2 categories there: Stuck up or crazy. Or both....
I meet this chick on a dating site (yeah yeah.....) and we talk, seems cool enough. She asks if I want to get a drink. Sure, we hang out and have a drink. She's alright, pretty cute. Everything seems kosher.
Next day... she's blowing up my phone talking about how much fun she had with me the night before. It's a little annoying since I'm super busy at work, but... hey I'm appreciative. She asks if she can come over and we'll watch a horror movie (we discussed the night before she hadn't seen the original Nightmare on Elm St.).
I'm thinking, sure.. no prob. Chill out, talk, watch Freddy scare the shit outta kids. Good times. So that happens. Was nice enough. But I've only known this girl like 24 hours. I'm still feeling out the situation, you know? I rarely just go diving in head first.
Anyways... next day she's blowing up my phone again while I'm working. And not about amusing things. Now it's like... clingy... and asking me whether or not I like her and stuff... I shoulda known then. I shoulda bailed. But I know that I like people to give me a chance, so I wanted to provide the same opportunity.
She asks if she can come over again and watch some more movies. I figure no biggy... so sure. She comes over. We're watching Event Horizon (love that movie). She's virtually throwing herself at me, but I'm trying to not go there. Again - barely know this girl and she's already proving to be a little clingy. But the whole night she's like this. Being a little aggressive and dropping lots of hints that she wants to sleep with me. And that's not typically a bad thing, but I wasn't 100% on this girl.
Anyways, eventually I decided... fuck it. Literally, I guess. We have sex. It... wasn't really good, but that's another issue. Directly after she starts getting REEEALLLY weird. Asking me whether or not she's pretty. How much I liker her. Whether she's going to be a one night stand. All this stuff and I'm like WHOOOOAAAAA calm down there... it was just sex. I've known you two days!
She keeps trying to manipulate me into saying things I don't want to say also. And I tell her flat out not to do it, That I don't fall for that shit. Which she replies "Well, how do girls get you to do things?...." To which I reply, "They ask....."
The next day she's blowing up my phone all day AGAIN. Being super weird the whole time like the night before. At one point I went to the bathroom to take a piss, my phone was on my bed. I got a text while I was peeing and between the time it took me to finish and flush and get to my phone she called..... because I hadn't answered my text fast enough and she was worried I was mad.
What?
Anyways... I had to let her down and tell her it wasn't gonna work out. I really hadn't intended on her being a one night stand, but... her crazy sort of solidified the fact that she would be.
I need to stay the fuck off dating sites. Girls fall in 2 categories there: Stuck up or crazy. Or both....
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you should never trust a girl who has never seen the original nightmare on elm street.
ever.