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I realized I no longer know like any single ladies around here.

In the span of only a few months it seems they've all started dating, getting engaged, and even married. It's ridiculous!

Now I have no stable of potential dates/fuck buddies that would never happen anyways because I'm too shy and neurotic to make a move anyways, but always enjoyed knowing that maybe I WOULD one day.


......


Yeah.


But really what makes it most unfortunate is that my Fraternity's annual Spring Banquet is at the end of the month where we all go down to Myrtle Beach and get shit canned for a weekend. Each guy is allowed to bring a date and where I've gone stag before, I was thinking of asking someone to come with me, but realized that I don't know anyone I could ask!

Anyone here free the last weekend of April and want to be my date to Myrtle Beach, drink a lot (or not if that's your thing), eat a nice meal, chill on the beach, and generally have a good time with a bunch of nerds like myself (no really, it's a giant nerd fraternity....)? Majority expenses covered by yours truly.

I promise I'm a perfect gentlemen. Unless you don't want me to be.