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So RexArenn made a blog post in which he lays his claim on the ladies of SG whom he has officially placed off-limits by all other users.

Well I am not to be out done, sir!

Now... I love all the people I talk to on here. But some of you are already spoken for. I'd love to have you all, but you have chosen your path!!

So the following lovely ladies are off limits to the rest of you! They're spoken for by me. Any unauthorized flirtations will be met with fiercely inflicted beard violence.

ambizzle26 - The red head of my dreams. Amber isn't afraid to talk to me on the phone, and we have ridiculous conversations.

Acacia - The girl who was one of the first to friend me on here, and who has been extraordinarily sweet to me, and who's letter she mailed to me sits on my desk.

Kessy174 - The girl with the coolest name in the world. And she lives near me. And she visited me on the holidays, which she doesn't realize how much it meant to me.

gingerale - The girl who bought a Malthus shirt! For that alone... she will forever have my heart.

junecarter - The Canadian lady who loves a man who can drive. She's incredibly shy, but it just adds an extra charm to her.

That's right! I have 5, RexArenn! So I trump you. I wanted to add Rexx and Meagan. But Rexx is straight fuckin' metal and no one can tame her, I wouldn't even deign to think I could. As for Meagan, well sadly she's already been claimed by mspaulah who may kill me.

So yeah! Take that RexArenn! I win!

*someone hands me a note*

Huh? What's this?

*reads note*

Ok... apparently RexArenn has pictures of his chicks holding up "I <3 Rex" signs in various amounts of undress.

You win this time RexArenn... But mark my words! I shall have my... uhh...

You win this time RexArenn!!!




Now that that ridiculousness is over... I'm bored in Baltimore. Sup.