Lord Xerus has discovered unboxing. Ride that Game of Thrones vibe as the Crunk Knight unpacks a bundle of armor that just arrived via UPS.
There is no master of beasts more mastery-er than Lord Xerus. Join the Crunk Knight as he bonds with his animailian subjects and evaluates their prowess as battle-worthy mounts. Will he come away with a new pet, or perhaps a meal? Who will Lord Xerus ride off into the sunset with, er, rather... on?
What's the one thing knights like to do on their day off? Go to the Joust, of course! Too bad it's such a long trek, fraught with perils such as wily wizards, judgmental children, and bagpipes. When he and his retinue finally do arive, the Crunk Knight does not participate in the tourney. But legend says he's better off the field than on... as a...
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This time the Crunk Knight has a showdown with a mighty dragon, goes shopping for weaponry, discovers the modern marvel of photography, and nearly gets his wibly-wobbly, time-wimy stuff all over a beloved icon. You never know where-or when you'll end up with Lord Xerus!
Check out Lord Xerus' latest adventure. the sassy knight goes out for a day of fun, but finds himself getting accosted by a wannabe Dumbledore, communing with spirits, and involved in a grizzly murder.
Hello SG Land!
I know there are lot's of readers out there. I just wanted to let you know that my book, The Tail of the Order of the Blue Maiden has received a number of wonderful, wonderful reviews!
Mailis at Online Book Club Calls Order of the Blue Maiden "a solid 69 chapters long fantasy book that probably will achieve cult classic status in
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Join Lord Xerus as he valiantly does battle with a gaggle of hats, searches for pirate's booty, and unleashes a storm of swords! (Well, more like a trickle of knives.)
My most glorious ladies!
I, Lord Xerus, have arrived to guard your soft supple curves. I am very hard... er, uh, I mean, am covered with the hardest armor, ready to do battle for your honor! Or perhaps a good conquering is in order? I'll take any excuse to wave my sword around, if I'm being perfectly honest. Watch this video and decide if you...
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Happy holidays SG Land!
I would like to announce that my ebook, The Tail of the Order of the Blue Maiden is ON SALE for only 99¢ for the rest of the winter! You can get that at any of these places: ITUNES, BARNES & NOBLE, KOBO, & AMAZON.
Also, a reminder, I will send a FREE paperback copy to any
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Hello SG book fans!
I'm writing to invite you to read my book, "The Tail of the Order of the Blue Maiden" for #FREE. The book will be free to the public until October 31st, so don't delay in downloading a copy in any of these places: ITUNES, BARNES & NOBLE, KOBO. It's also only 99¢ on AMAZON. If you don't
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