My most glorious ladies!
I, Lord Xerus, have arrived to guard your soft supple curves. I am very hard... er, uh, I mean, am covered with the hardest armor, ready to do battle for your honor! Or perhaps a good conquering is in order? I'll take any excuse to wave my sword around, if I'm being perfectly honest. Watch this video and decide if you...
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Happy holidays SG Land!
I would like to announce that my ebook, The Tail of the Order of the Blue Maiden is ON SALE for only 99¢ for the rest of the winter! You can get that at any of these places: ITUNES, BARNES & NOBLE, KOBO, & AMAZON.
Also, a reminder, I will send a FREE paperback copy to any
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Hello SG book fans!
I'm writing to invite you to read my book, "The Tail of the Order of the Blue Maiden" for #FREE. The book will be free to the public until October 31st, so don't delay in downloading a copy in any of these places: ITUNES, BARNES & NOBLE, KOBO. It's also only 99¢ on AMAZON. If you don't
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Hello SG!
I've noticed that a number of you are really quite fond of reading and often pose for sets with your favorite books, especially #LOTR books. So, I have a proposition for you. You see, I've just written a book called "The Tail of the Order of the Blue Maiden." This book is my life's work. I've been working on it for approximately 27
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The Tail of The Order of the Blue Maiden
is finally here! it only took me about 20 years to do it, but it's done. AAAANNNDDD.... it's available #FREE on iTunes and is only 99¢ on Amazon! These are promotional prices which will last through the end of August. Please enjoy! and if you do, leave a review. Thanks!
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As the talented and
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I've been so busy I forgot to get a date for the final wrap party. There's still time if any of you LA local girls want to join me tonight. PM me.
Hey there Suicide girls. The wrap party for season 5 of my show is coming up on January 31st. As you can see from my other photo album, they tend to be a blast. I was wondering if any of you lovely L.A. based ladies, (or if you will be in L.A. At that time,) would like to be my date?
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soraleia:
My husband gets to go out and his fun. I need to go out and have mine sometimes!
soraleia:
@illustrador44 what's funny to me is that Adam Devine has stayed at my work before (I'm front desk at a small hotel in Newport Beach) but I HIGHLY doubt he'd recognize me.
I love you Suicide Girls. One reason I love you is because I can post things here that nobody I know will ever read, so I can blurt out my inner most secrets. Today, one of my secrets is that I edited a scene on the show I worked on, Workaholics. It was kind of by accident. One of the editors dropped by my bay...
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The best thing to do is to back up and walk away.
Go figure. You try to help someone and end up with an untennable mess. I tried to raise someone up out of homelessness, and it sort of worked. She has a job now. Still hasn't left to venture out on her own, and the tension between us is just... I'm over it.