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Hello my ladies!
I, Lord Xerus have finally #CONQUERED... my fear of the lightning filled demon box you call a computer and created my own page on the #BookOfFaces. Now that I'm #MediaSaavy, just went on a #podcast. Who better to interview me than that inter-dimensional robot from the distant future, The Incorrigible Mr. Zeppo? We talk armor, the SCA,...
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If anything goes together, it's medieval knights and chemistry! Did I say go together? I mean, if anything DOES NOT go together, it's knights and witchcraft... I mean science. Either way, join the Crunk Knight as he explores a low-rent version of alchemy as he attempts to turn a steel shield boss into gold (or let's face it, brass) in the laziest ways possible. Fantastic...
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A while back, Lord Xerus Kickstarted a new game by Richard Garriott, the guy that created the Ultima Games. Watch him as he opens the package he received from the publisher, Portalarium.

Have you ever wanted your steel to look like brass? Lord Xerus does, and so he ordered a kit to make it happen. In this video he unboxes the package as well as a package for the Battle Dog.

Lord Xerus has discovered unboxing. Ride that Game of Thrones vibe as the Crunk Knight unpacks a bundle of armor that just arrived via UPS.

There is no master of beasts more mastery-er than Lord Xerus. Join the Crunk Knight as he bonds with his animailian subjects and evaluates their prowess as battle-worthy mounts. Will he come away with a new pet, or perhaps a meal? Who will Lord Xerus ride off into the sunset with, er, rather... on?

What's the one thing knights like to do on their day off? Go to the Joust, of course! Too bad it's such a long trek, fraught with perils such as wily wizards, judgmental children, and bagpipes. When he and his retinue finally do arive, the Crunk Knight does not participate in the tourney. But legend says he's better off the field than on... as a...
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This time the Crunk Knight has a showdown with a mighty dragon, goes shopping for weaponry, discovers the modern marvel of photography, and nearly gets his wibly-wobbly, time-wimy stuff all over a beloved icon. You never know where-or when you'll end up with Lord Xerus!

Check out Lord Xerus' latest adventure. the sassy knight goes out for a day of fun, but finds himself getting accosted by a wannabe Dumbledore, communing with spirits, and involved in a grizzly murder.

Hello SG Land!

I know there are lot's of readers out there. I just wanted to let you know that my book, The Tail of the Order of the Blue Maiden has received a number of wonderful, wonderful reviews!

Mailis at Online Book Club Calls Order of the Blue Maiden "a solid 69 chapters long fantasy book that probably will achieve cult classic status in
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Join Lord Xerus as he valiantly does battle with a gaggle of hats, searches for pirate's booty, and unleashes a storm of swords! (Well, more like a trickle of knives.)