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Friday Aug 04, 2006

Aug 4, 2006
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I live in New York City and ride the subway everyday. You figure, seven days a week, at least two train rides a day, that comes to fourteen train rides a week.

In the last two weeks I've had my silly man purse searched not one, not two, but three times. I'm very (VERY) tempted to go out tomorrow and buy various sex toys (dildos, gay porn, anal lube, etc.) and keep in my bag so the next time I'm searched I can just dump it all out on the table and smile at the officer who insists on searching me every few days.

In other news remember that chick in Lifetime who played on the Background album? She was arrested for storing body parts in her basement Jeffery Dhamer style. She's pretty screwed.

Tomorrow I get to see Body Count at the Knitting Factory. That's Body Count, as in Ice-T's band Body Count. This is either going to be really cool or really horrible. There will be no in between. I have an extra ticket I've been trying to give away. If you're interested get in touch. Just a warning, the show doesn't start until 11pm.

The movie Brothers Of the Head was quite good. Whoever put together the soundtrack did a really good job.

Bleh, that's all I've got.
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cheech:
I'd like two large iced teas and the pollo asado.

I'd be wary of possibly inviting some cops lil anti-gay wigout. I would encourage putting something weird in there, though. Maybe a plastic vagina.
Aug 7, 2006
fidelius:
Thats why your a total rockstar. Seriously. I never get serched not even at the air port.
Aug 7, 2006

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