Have you ever just had enough and just fucking lost it all over your friend?
Yeah I did today.
So lets go back like um.. 5yrs. I hooked up with this guy like 2-3 times and for story telling purposes, I'll call him "Fred". I decide there is too much drama going on there for a X number of reasons; most I don't even want to list. Lets just say.. it was the right thing to do by ending it. Well I ending up telling 1 person.. yes 1 person about it like a year later. We'll call this guy "Bruce".
Every once in awhile when I run into Bruce, he takes it upon himself to make jokes about how he saw or spoke to Fred recently. I laugh it off because I know that Bruce is just trying to be funny and push my buttons. This goes on for about another year or so. Bruce and I worked together and ended up moving to different states, so we email each other occassionally. Bruce asks me if I've spoke to Fred in like every email. I told Bruce that Fred was a one time deal, the joke isn't funny anymore.
Fast forward to this week... 5 YEARS LATER!!!! Bruce emails me;
"i saw your friend fred today, only for a second but he was nice enough to say hi, lol. even though he was a bit of a snake i always liked him"
My response;
"At least he said hi"
His response;
I was going down the elevator in the mall and he was going up with a lady and a child, (I assume his family, I heard he remarried). but again even though he was a snake, he is charismatic and like able lol. I just said hi, and he looked at me said whats up, but enough to make me feel really awkward because of the shock on his face lol. just thought I would bring it up since you were close to him...
Are you still downrange? anyway i hope you stay safe."
ENOUGH MOTHER F%&ER!!
My final response;
"Ok seriously, can you not a be a douche about it? I would like to have a conversation with you once and you not bring him up. I can start mentioning people from your past.. I could care a less what that guy is up to these days. He was a friend and I slept with him.. whatever. If this is going to be how all of our conversations go, feel free to never email me again."
Beat a fucking dead horse much????
Yeah I did today.
So lets go back like um.. 5yrs. I hooked up with this guy like 2-3 times and for story telling purposes, I'll call him "Fred". I decide there is too much drama going on there for a X number of reasons; most I don't even want to list. Lets just say.. it was the right thing to do by ending it. Well I ending up telling 1 person.. yes 1 person about it like a year later. We'll call this guy "Bruce".
Every once in awhile when I run into Bruce, he takes it upon himself to make jokes about how he saw or spoke to Fred recently. I laugh it off because I know that Bruce is just trying to be funny and push my buttons. This goes on for about another year or so. Bruce and I worked together and ended up moving to different states, so we email each other occassionally. Bruce asks me if I've spoke to Fred in like every email. I told Bruce that Fred was a one time deal, the joke isn't funny anymore.
Fast forward to this week... 5 YEARS LATER!!!! Bruce emails me;
"i saw your friend fred today, only for a second but he was nice enough to say hi, lol. even though he was a bit of a snake i always liked him"
My response;
"At least he said hi"
His response;
I was going down the elevator in the mall and he was going up with a lady and a child, (I assume his family, I heard he remarried). but again even though he was a snake, he is charismatic and like able lol. I just said hi, and he looked at me said whats up, but enough to make me feel really awkward because of the shock on his face lol. just thought I would bring it up since you were close to him...
Are you still downrange? anyway i hope you stay safe."
ENOUGH MOTHER F%&ER!!
My final response;
"Ok seriously, can you not a be a douche about it? I would like to have a conversation with you once and you not bring him up. I can start mentioning people from your past.. I could care a less what that guy is up to these days. He was a friend and I slept with him.. whatever. If this is going to be how all of our conversations go, feel free to never email me again."
Beat a fucking dead horse much????
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christinarenee:
wow dude... cunt punch them next time! love you girl
paulnikon:
Hello. 