First off I would like to welcome weshareveins to my friends list. He is a person who shares the same birthday as not only me but another new friend of mine: LyloniJade. (back to back mentions. You should feel extra special now).
And now I present to you:
NO THANK YOU:
1. Girls that shave one body part and not the other. What you do with your vagina is your business but please dont shave your legs and not you pits or vice versa. Im not big on surprises.
2. 16 year old girls flirting with me. Ill admit that its flattering but honestly, where where you when I was 16?
3. Keanu Reeves
4. Star Wars Thats right, I said it!
5. Intentional misspellings. These are actual comments Ive gotten on Myspace.com.
ey juss cummin threw to show yew some of that four2five love..iss the best an to thank yew fer showin some soo yah then get at me
iiight ill be sure to check dem out---and u be good too---holla bac w/e
Hey Wussup!!! Jus droppin by 2 say HELLO n jus showin u sum lil luv n aloha!!!!Holla back at me sum tyme!!! Aight PEACE!!!
I worked too hard to learn to spell to accept shit like this. But I appreciate the love.
6. Tips that are less than a dollar. You can keep your $.32.
7. Girls that are incredibly hot but nothing else.
8. Girls that are incredibly hot and theyve been told it a few too many times.
9. Cold weather. Why else would anyone live in LA?
10. All the gosh darn work I have to do to sell a $.99 cent song.
11. Red meat and pork. Its been 5 years now.
12. E-mail from steven:
hope all is well!
can, I please have a autographed photo or a signed c.d.?
god bless and that all your dreams come true!
I know this sounds REALLY asshole-ish of me but this is really creepy to me. Why would anyone want an autograph from me? I guess this is how Suicide Girls feel. Fuck the fame, I just want your money.
... No seriously. Give me your money.
13. Me having to make a clean version of my CD so my dad can let his church friends hear it.
14. People calling me and telling me they can help me manage my career but they want $2500 up front. If I had $2500 I would need you asshole!
15. Hurting or cheating someone else just to get a name for myself.
16. You being able to tell that this industry is fucking killing me right now.
17. Coffee. I don't understand why people like it.
18. People that feel they have to talk "hip hop" slang to me. I understand english, I swear.
19. Girls that ask for my number and dont call me. (That sounds really girlie of me doesnt it?)
20. Perky people.
21. The OC. Both the show and the place. Orange County is the most boring place... unless youre a rich white kid.
22. Hot lesbians. Not bisexuals but real lesbians. The idea is so frustrating to me.
If youre worried about # 12 Im going to send it but without a return address. Yup. Im an ass.
All of my journals could be twice as long as they are. (especially that last one. I never told you about my fear of never being able to hump Jill.) this journal is no exception.
See if you can guess who this is for.
And now I present to you:
NO THANK YOU:
1. Girls that shave one body part and not the other. What you do with your vagina is your business but please dont shave your legs and not you pits or vice versa. Im not big on surprises.
2. 16 year old girls flirting with me. Ill admit that its flattering but honestly, where where you when I was 16?
3. Keanu Reeves
4. Star Wars Thats right, I said it!
5. Intentional misspellings. These are actual comments Ive gotten on Myspace.com.
ey juss cummin threw to show yew some of that four2five love..iss the best an to thank yew fer showin some soo yah then get at me
iiight ill be sure to check dem out---and u be good too---holla bac w/e
Hey Wussup!!! Jus droppin by 2 say HELLO n jus showin u sum lil luv n aloha!!!!Holla back at me sum tyme!!! Aight PEACE!!!
I worked too hard to learn to spell to accept shit like this. But I appreciate the love.
6. Tips that are less than a dollar. You can keep your $.32.
7. Girls that are incredibly hot but nothing else.
8. Girls that are incredibly hot and theyve been told it a few too many times.
9. Cold weather. Why else would anyone live in LA?
10. All the gosh darn work I have to do to sell a $.99 cent song.
11. Red meat and pork. Its been 5 years now.
12. E-mail from steven:
hope all is well!
can, I please have a autographed photo or a signed c.d.?
god bless and that all your dreams come true!
I know this sounds REALLY asshole-ish of me but this is really creepy to me. Why would anyone want an autograph from me? I guess this is how Suicide Girls feel. Fuck the fame, I just want your money.
... No seriously. Give me your money.
13. Me having to make a clean version of my CD so my dad can let his church friends hear it.
14. People calling me and telling me they can help me manage my career but they want $2500 up front. If I had $2500 I would need you asshole!
15. Hurting or cheating someone else just to get a name for myself.
16. You being able to tell that this industry is fucking killing me right now.
17. Coffee. I don't understand why people like it.
18. People that feel they have to talk "hip hop" slang to me. I understand english, I swear.
19. Girls that ask for my number and dont call me. (That sounds really girlie of me doesnt it?)
20. Perky people.
21. The OC. Both the show and the place. Orange County is the most boring place... unless youre a rich white kid.
22. Hot lesbians. Not bisexuals but real lesbians. The idea is so frustrating to me.
If youre worried about # 12 Im going to send it but without a return address. Yup. Im an ass.
All of my journals could be twice as long as they are. (especially that last one. I never told you about my fear of never being able to hump Jill.) this journal is no exception.
See if you can guess who this is for.
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i spoke of my love for u
[Edited on May 22, 2005 9:03PM]