My Dating Profile
Me:
i'm sorry i'm ugly/all that i am and i can never live up/i'm failing, i'm angry. Otep Blood Pigs
Light skinned nigga/ turn red but get green. Luda Chris Bridges
I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul/ I want you to notice, when I'm not around/ You're so fucking special/ I wish I was special/ But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. You know who.
No Accent but yes Im from the south, and some of the most beautiful things come out my mouth. Cee-Lo Greene
I ain't had a woman in years. My palm are to harry to hide. My clothes rip like The Incredible Hulk. I spit when I talk. Ill fuck anything that walks. Mr. Mathers (Just kidding..... I dont really spit when I talk.)
I can't get mad cause you looking' me/ cause on the real, look at me. Pastor Mason Looking at me
Girls dont like me Im just something to fuck. Mason Betha Im No Killa
Mirror, mirror, on the wall Who is the top choice of them all. There was a ruffle duffle minutes had lasted. The mirror said You are you conceded bastard. Slick Rick the Ruler Lodi Dodi
Youve seen me around girls, I ruin em all. S. Carter Soon youll Understand
Shorty let me tell you bout my only vice it got ta do with lots of loving and it ain't nothing nice.
My attitude is all fucked up and really shitty. Prodigy Keep it thorough (Not the band. If I was quoting them itd be Smack my bitch up JOKES. JOKES.)
I give the best head but I guess you wont know Murs The pain
Never meant for anyone to know me. You can try but you cant find me Ill be hiding. Jean Grae (My Baby's momma) The Wall
I know Im overly sensitive when It comes to about... eh.. basically everything and Im so hard headed I dont need your help. No advice for there records unless its me myself. I dont even wanna breath if it requires assistance just shut down my system Jean Grae
Dont rush Me
Easy to touch but it hard to hold. Easy to meet but its hard to know. On the Run Mighty Mos Def
I dont know whats better. Getting laid or getting paid. All I know is when Im chasing one, the others getting away. Kanye West This Way
Walking contradiction Green Day
You:
Im trying to find something suitable, something beautiful something to have me like
WOO HOO! He ain't mad no more Off The wall
It's kinda fresh you listen to more than hip-hop and I can catch you in the mix from beauty to thrift shop. The artist formally know as Sense
38-24-37 You and me, hun, we're a match made in heaven I feel sorry for you if you dont know this one.
I like em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian Name is Phife Dawg from the Zulu Nation Electric Relaxation.
I want a girl who will laugh for no one else. Weezer
Have you ever met a woman that just took your breath? (yeah uh huh uh huh, yeah uh huh)
So deep inside her life, she contemplated death (damn she deep, give a fella the creeps)
Can't help but get attached to a woman like that Common Ground Kamaal the Abstract
Shes like my nicotine. Shes like my alcohol. I like the way that it's killing me. Flickerstick Teenage Dope Fiend
pretty, witty, girlie, whirly one who likes to party but come home early light kinda dark, short sorta tall slim, kinda thick I swear I love 'em all S. Carter
Your my pop rocks Your my cotton candy When the beach is hot n sandy Your my water
Your my morning shower Subconscious melody Your my LSD Someone's perfect daughter
Nerd Baby Doll
Now I, I have learnt the wisest of wisdom And I, I have dined in palaces and kingdoms But nothing is as beautiful as when she believes in me. Ben Harper When She believes
I like big butts and I can not... Jokes I wasnt a big fan of this song when it was popular. But it makes me giggle thinking about it. (begins giggling.)
Dont like em bowlegged, never coke-headed With a dough fetish - the drive to go get it Mr. Carter Snoopy Track (Thats right, he did a song called Snoopy Track.)
Us: Lets sit back a nd watch the world fall apart for fun. We can laugh at all the things that people think matter. We could be Angels Dear John Letters
I dont think my last few journals have been that entertaining. Im not apologizing for this. Im sorry if it makes you feel bad but thats just how I feel. D-0h.
Time to vote.
= More Random thought's
= Another 21 Questions.
For those of you that just joined me you might want to read my Sept. 29th and Aug. 31 journals. Read the ones in between too. Or not whatever. (Longest. Journal. Entry. Ever.)
Me:
i'm sorry i'm ugly/all that i am and i can never live up/i'm failing, i'm angry. Otep Blood Pigs
Light skinned nigga/ turn red but get green. Luda Chris Bridges
I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul/ I want you to notice, when I'm not around/ You're so fucking special/ I wish I was special/ But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. You know who.
No Accent but yes Im from the south, and some of the most beautiful things come out my mouth. Cee-Lo Greene
I ain't had a woman in years. My palm are to harry to hide. My clothes rip like The Incredible Hulk. I spit when I talk. Ill fuck anything that walks. Mr. Mathers (Just kidding..... I dont really spit when I talk.)
I can't get mad cause you looking' me/ cause on the real, look at me. Pastor Mason Looking at me
Girls dont like me Im just something to fuck. Mason Betha Im No Killa
Mirror, mirror, on the wall Who is the top choice of them all. There was a ruffle duffle minutes had lasted. The mirror said You are you conceded bastard. Slick Rick the Ruler Lodi Dodi
Youve seen me around girls, I ruin em all. S. Carter Soon youll Understand
Shorty let me tell you bout my only vice it got ta do with lots of loving and it ain't nothing nice.
My attitude is all fucked up and really shitty. Prodigy Keep it thorough (Not the band. If I was quoting them itd be Smack my bitch up JOKES. JOKES.)
I give the best head but I guess you wont know Murs The pain
Never meant for anyone to know me. You can try but you cant find me Ill be hiding. Jean Grae (My Baby's momma) The Wall
I know Im overly sensitive when It comes to about... eh.. basically everything and Im so hard headed I dont need your help. No advice for there records unless its me myself. I dont even wanna breath if it requires assistance just shut down my system Jean Grae
Dont rush Me
Easy to touch but it hard to hold. Easy to meet but its hard to know. On the Run Mighty Mos Def
I dont know whats better. Getting laid or getting paid. All I know is when Im chasing one, the others getting away. Kanye West This Way
Walking contradiction Green Day
You:
Im trying to find something suitable, something beautiful something to have me like
WOO HOO! He ain't mad no more Off The wall
It's kinda fresh you listen to more than hip-hop and I can catch you in the mix from beauty to thrift shop. The artist formally know as Sense
38-24-37 You and me, hun, we're a match made in heaven I feel sorry for you if you dont know this one.
I like em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian Name is Phife Dawg from the Zulu Nation Electric Relaxation.
I want a girl who will laugh for no one else. Weezer
Have you ever met a woman that just took your breath? (yeah uh huh uh huh, yeah uh huh)
So deep inside her life, she contemplated death (damn she deep, give a fella the creeps)
Can't help but get attached to a woman like that Common Ground Kamaal the Abstract
Shes like my nicotine. Shes like my alcohol. I like the way that it's killing me. Flickerstick Teenage Dope Fiend
pretty, witty, girlie, whirly one who likes to party but come home early light kinda dark, short sorta tall slim, kinda thick I swear I love 'em all S. Carter
Your my pop rocks Your my cotton candy When the beach is hot n sandy Your my water
Your my morning shower Subconscious melody Your my LSD Someone's perfect daughter
Nerd Baby Doll
Now I, I have learnt the wisest of wisdom And I, I have dined in palaces and kingdoms But nothing is as beautiful as when she believes in me. Ben Harper When She believes
I like big butts and I can not... Jokes I wasnt a big fan of this song when it was popular. But it makes me giggle thinking about it. (begins giggling.)
Dont like em bowlegged, never coke-headed With a dough fetish - the drive to go get it Mr. Carter Snoopy Track (Thats right, he did a song called Snoopy Track.)
Us: Lets sit back a nd watch the world fall apart for fun. We can laugh at all the things that people think matter. We could be Angels Dear John Letters
I dont think my last few journals have been that entertaining. Im not apologizing for this. Im sorry if it makes you feel bad but thats just how I feel. D-0h.
Time to vote.
= More Random thought's
= Another 21 Questions.
For those of you that just joined me you might want to read my Sept. 29th and Aug. 31 journals. Read the ones in between too. Or not whatever. (Longest. Journal. Entry. Ever.)
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well i like random .sometimes i don't have the attention span to read 21 questionaires..sigh.