il_brutto

I just came to say three things. (If jill would fucking leave me alone.)
1. I have the best friends list in the world. It is so great that there is a person here that wants to steal you away from me. Who could be this fiendish? This evil? This much of an ass munch? (bet you haven't heard that in a while) Her name in Caddy and she's evil. Sure she may come on all charming and nice and sweet and sexy and smart and... hold on. She IS all those things. Ok, scratch all that. If she appears on your friends request screen consider yourself lucky. And don't hurt yourself clicking the the approve button so fast. But she's still a fuck face.

2. Caddy. I hope your happy. I have about 5 journals in my head and I pushed them all aside for you. And since you're stealling my freinds. Grayce is the cat's pajamas.

3. Fuck Boston. Go dodgers.

Every time we talk all we ever do is tangle
I don't know why but we still connect like a triangle
She defiantly acute and I'm a little obtuse
All she does is scream on me but I love the abuse
I quote Andre and Cee-lo in the same breath
And she has the nerve to ask if I know DF!
But she's hotter than Kenya, her music knowledge is imperial
I'm afraid I might be talking to wifey material
I'm and angel to her but she treats me so rude
but she makes up for by sitting at her screen totally nude
but she needs to get some lighting and keep the camera handy
and she's a dumb ass like me talking to strangers with candy
she's a very kinky girl and she's making me randy
RIP to Rick James, she's not meeting my family
Next up (You better know what to say here)
Get on the mic a rock the symphony