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And the winner is...

Creepiest Way To Ask Someone To Hold You
Elbow- Newborn
I'll be the corpse in your bathtub/ Useless/ I'll be as deaf as a post/ If you hold me like a newborn

Best Album Title
Hangar 18 The Multi-Platinum Debut Album
Runner up
McLusky The Difference Between You and Me Is That Im Not On Fire.

Best Driving Song
Ludacris- Move Bitch

Least PC Political Tirade
!!!- Pardon My Freedom
You can tell the president to suck my fucking dick/ Does that sound unintelligent? Like I give a fucking frick.
Runner up
The Coup Piss On your Grave

Best Band Name
!!! (Any three repetitive sounds will suffice)

Best song chorus
Jean Grae- Haters Anthem
Fuck you, Fuck you,Fuck you,Fuck you,Fuck you,Fuck you,Fuck you,Fuck you,Fuck you,Fuck you,Fuck you,Fuck you,Fuck you,Fuck you,)
Runner up
Outkast- Millennium

Most Upbeat/Depressing Song
Friction Plane- Everything Will Never Be OK (fun fact: The lead singer of the band is Stings son)
Theres a lack of oxygen inside this town/ It stops my brain from getting me high/ Every time I wake up its a brand new day/ And I realize my bodys designed to die
Runner up
Every song on The Cardigans First Band on the Moon (Fun fact: After a 5 year hiatus theyre back with Long Gone Before Daylight)
2nd runner up
Eminem My Fault

Most Blasphemous/ Hilarious rap lyrics
Lil Fame of M.O.P.- Hood Muzik
My nigga B.I.G. told God Throw down some ice for the nicest emcee/ But yo B.I.G., tell God I said nah/ Cause He throws like a bitch/ When He throw it he miss/ The nicest emcee is right hear/ Why the fuck he throw it over there.

Most Clever Song About Being A Dog
Nina Nastasia A Dogs Life (fun fact: After five years of obscurity this album is finally back in print!)
Runner up
Spymob It Gets Me Going (fun fact: Spymob is the reason why N. E. R. D. s first album sounds better than their current one.)

Best Song for the Dumped
Ben Folds Five- Song for the Dumped
Give me my money back/ Give me my money back, you bitch/ I want my money back/ And don't forget to give me back my black T-Shirt

Nina Nastasia couldnt be here tonight so Ill be accepting her Most clever song about being a dog award so Ill be accepting it for her.
I want to give shout out to Dolly Pardon, Bob Odenkirk, Paul Oakenfold, My nigga Sren Kierkegaard, my dog walker Timmy, I swear Ill have your money on wednesday, everybody representing Muleshoe, TX! Boney James, Amanda Hugandkiss, thanks for your call. My OBGYN, you have the softest hands. My high school english teacher Mr. Flores for teaching me that there is no such thing as a bad touch. I know Im forgetting someone. Oh, My agent Jerry Maguire. We did it baby! Last but not least I want to thank The Man Upstairs for letting me have his couch even though his wife died on it. I know that was hard to let go.

I've noticed that some of you end your comments to me with Does that mean you want to kiss me? If it's not I don't appreciate you leading me on. I'm very sensitive about those things.