Walking contradiction (And I ain't got no right.)
1. I love my sister but I hate it when she calls.
2. I always say I want to meet new people but every time Im in the room with a group of them I tend to stay to myself.
3. I dropped out of school two semesters shy of a degree and moved to the another side of the country with no friends or family and little to no money much to the dismay of everyone I know but I get nervous ever time I go to the corner store.
4. Sample lyrics from songs ive written:
From your mouth to gods ears/ yeah, I heard you,
Nicest nigga to ever show up, because I say so/ Them Texas boys are known to blow up/ remember Waco?
Not even a quarter century old/ but I m 100 years ahead of every emcee that I know.
and
My whole life I feel like I was nothing but ignored/ And now my whole life is directed by that void.,
No one ever held me and told me I was handsome/ So now I take my emotions and hold them for ransom
I got a lot of shit on my mind so I pop pills for laxatives/ understand that not all the scars on my arms are accidents.
5. Im not very fond of the male species. Enough said.
6. Im the shyest flirt youll ever meet.
7. Love doesnt seem real to me. Pain, Hurt, Sorrow these are things I know and therefor they are real to me. I get told I love you a couple of times a week. Sometimes its meant, sometimes its by someone I dont even know. Love is accepted in society while hate is not, therefor hate is hidden and love gets overused. Having said all that, I believe that it exist and would sell my soul to know what it felt like for even a second.
Hold on my phone is ringing.
(Hello... Satan! I haven't talked to you since my parents almost caught me with Christie in their bed. How you been?... Oh, I was just being over dramatic. Im OK... So what have you been up to?... Jessica Simpsons house? I was wondering how she go a record deal. I just want to say that you are doing a great job in the White House right now. You must be pulling over time... Well take care. Ill talk to you later... Soon? How soon?... Let me write that down... April 7,2005. Why so early?... Sodomized be a rhinoceros? Well I guess it could be worse... Tell Ronald Reagan I said Hi.... Okay, Bye.)
Jesus Christ, that guyll talk your ear off!
(ring... ring)
(Hello... Im sorry I must have called you be mistake, can you forgive me?... I knew you would.)
Where was I?
8. For a manic depressive Im pretty funny.
9. I say I want people to know me because I know Im worth knowing but I have a habit of pushing people away.
10. I subscribe to both Bitch and Elle magazine. (Me subscribing to these magazines could be considered a contradiction in itself.
11. I happen to be a very spiritual person who believes in God but Ill just as soon set my own scrotum on fire before I voluntarily go to church.
12. I really would like to talk to someone about my problems but every time someone ask me whats wrong? the answer is usually somewhere between Nothing. and Fuck off!
13. I never give money to homeless people. (Read my most humbling moments.)
14. I happen to be a very neat person but I havent made my bed since 1994.
15. I eat almond joy AND mounds!
song of the day
1. I love my sister but I hate it when she calls.
2. I always say I want to meet new people but every time Im in the room with a group of them I tend to stay to myself.
3. I dropped out of school two semesters shy of a degree and moved to the another side of the country with no friends or family and little to no money much to the dismay of everyone I know but I get nervous ever time I go to the corner store.
4. Sample lyrics from songs ive written:
From your mouth to gods ears/ yeah, I heard you,
Nicest nigga to ever show up, because I say so/ Them Texas boys are known to blow up/ remember Waco?
Not even a quarter century old/ but I m 100 years ahead of every emcee that I know.
and
My whole life I feel like I was nothing but ignored/ And now my whole life is directed by that void.,
No one ever held me and told me I was handsome/ So now I take my emotions and hold them for ransom
I got a lot of shit on my mind so I pop pills for laxatives/ understand that not all the scars on my arms are accidents.
5. Im not very fond of the male species. Enough said.
6. Im the shyest flirt youll ever meet.
7. Love doesnt seem real to me. Pain, Hurt, Sorrow these are things I know and therefor they are real to me. I get told I love you a couple of times a week. Sometimes its meant, sometimes its by someone I dont even know. Love is accepted in society while hate is not, therefor hate is hidden and love gets overused. Having said all that, I believe that it exist and would sell my soul to know what it felt like for even a second.
Hold on my phone is ringing.
(Hello... Satan! I haven't talked to you since my parents almost caught me with Christie in their bed. How you been?... Oh, I was just being over dramatic. Im OK... So what have you been up to?... Jessica Simpsons house? I was wondering how she go a record deal. I just want to say that you are doing a great job in the White House right now. You must be pulling over time... Well take care. Ill talk to you later... Soon? How soon?... Let me write that down... April 7,2005. Why so early?... Sodomized be a rhinoceros? Well I guess it could be worse... Tell Ronald Reagan I said Hi.... Okay, Bye.)
Jesus Christ, that guyll talk your ear off!
(ring... ring)
(Hello... Im sorry I must have called you be mistake, can you forgive me?... I knew you would.)
Where was I?
8. For a manic depressive Im pretty funny.
9. I say I want people to know me because I know Im worth knowing but I have a habit of pushing people away.
10. I subscribe to both Bitch and Elle magazine. (Me subscribing to these magazines could be considered a contradiction in itself.
11. I happen to be a very spiritual person who believes in God but Ill just as soon set my own scrotum on fire before I voluntarily go to church.
12. I really would like to talk to someone about my problems but every time someone ask me whats wrong? the answer is usually somewhere between Nothing. and Fuck off!
13. I never give money to homeless people. (Read my most humbling moments.)
14. I happen to be a very neat person but I havent made my bed since 1994.
15. I eat almond joy AND mounds!
song of the day
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grayce:
heheh no its not wrong
jill:
sorry..... i was just roaming around finding new people to say hi to.... i guess i didn't have any other reason.... just saying hello 