21 questions
If you think you are a hypochondriac, does that automatically make you one?
What did things sell like before hot cakes?
If I were to vomit, would you hold my hair?
Have you seen the movie Fresh?
If your name is Richard, why would you go by Dick?
If your name is Virginia, can I call you Pussy?
Im going on a munchie run, anybody want anything?
If Fred Durst, Scott Stapp (lead singer of Creed), Andrew W.K., and Eamon made a song together, wouldnt it be the shittiest song ever?
Doesnt Michel Moore have really small feet?
Are you voting for Kerry or are you just voting against Bush?
If youre voting for Bush, do you realize that he hates you?
How is it that we can go into a country and gorilla pimp them for their oil and then our gas prices go UP?
So, who likes cornbread?
If you could be any animal for twenty four hours, do you honestly think I would give a shit?
And If so, for how long?
I love Aretha Franklin. I think she still has an amazing voice. But could someone pleas tell her to PUT THE PORK CHOP DOWN?
Why dont we make love anymore?
After the love making, could we cuddle? (And that cab fare you gave me wasnt enough.)
Doesnt Bliss have the best set youve ever seen? (Her photo set is nice too. HA!)
Is it weird that I spend more time writing shit like this than I do looking at boobs?
And with so many naked women here, why is it that everyone here seems so sad? (Myself included.)
Do girls really like funny guys?
And if so, am I just not funny?
Have you noticed that this is more than 21 questions?
So, what are you wearing?
Could you love a man with a three inch penis if he had a four inch tongue?
Isnt it ironic that in one of his first big hits Bump and Grind R-Kelly says the lines So, show me some I. D. before we get deep into it?
If you think Im sex and you want my body. Would you let me know?
Have you ever heard of the band WAR?
If so, Why cant we be friends?
Why do all punk rock bands sing with english accents? (And I know who the Sex Pistols are.)
Did you enjoy my last journal entry?
Have you ever said the n word?
Oh, come on, youve never said naphthalene?
Not even at the dinner table?
Have you ever said anything rude just to get attention?
No. Well, Fuck you you fucking bootlicker!
I don't expect you to answer all of these but it would be like a big soft cookie if you did. How about just five?
If you think you are a hypochondriac, does that automatically make you one?
What did things sell like before hot cakes?
If I were to vomit, would you hold my hair?
Have you seen the movie Fresh?
If your name is Richard, why would you go by Dick?
If your name is Virginia, can I call you Pussy?
Im going on a munchie run, anybody want anything?
If Fred Durst, Scott Stapp (lead singer of Creed), Andrew W.K., and Eamon made a song together, wouldnt it be the shittiest song ever?
Doesnt Michel Moore have really small feet?
Are you voting for Kerry or are you just voting against Bush?
If youre voting for Bush, do you realize that he hates you?
How is it that we can go into a country and gorilla pimp them for their oil and then our gas prices go UP?
So, who likes cornbread?
If you could be any animal for twenty four hours, do you honestly think I would give a shit?
And If so, for how long?
I love Aretha Franklin. I think she still has an amazing voice. But could someone pleas tell her to PUT THE PORK CHOP DOWN?
Why dont we make love anymore?
After the love making, could we cuddle? (And that cab fare you gave me wasnt enough.)
Doesnt Bliss have the best set youve ever seen? (Her photo set is nice too. HA!)
Is it weird that I spend more time writing shit like this than I do looking at boobs?
And with so many naked women here, why is it that everyone here seems so sad? (Myself included.)
Do girls really like funny guys?
And if so, am I just not funny?
Have you noticed that this is more than 21 questions?
So, what are you wearing?
Could you love a man with a three inch penis if he had a four inch tongue?
Isnt it ironic that in one of his first big hits Bump and Grind R-Kelly says the lines So, show me some I. D. before we get deep into it?
If you think Im sex and you want my body. Would you let me know?
Have you ever heard of the band WAR?
If so, Why cant we be friends?
Why do all punk rock bands sing with english accents? (And I know who the Sex Pistols are.)
Did you enjoy my last journal entry?
Have you ever said the n word?
Oh, come on, youve never said naphthalene?
Not even at the dinner table?
Have you ever said anything rude just to get attention?
No. Well, Fuck you you fucking bootlicker!
I don't expect you to answer all of these but it would be like a big soft cookie if you did. How about just five?
VIEW 25 of 47 COMMENTS
karismic:
so what kind of art work do you do?
clara:
I might miss that part, but the overall drawbacks outweigh the benefits.