Tonight was the ROCK AND ROLL ROADTRIP TO WAL-MART! Getting groceries has never been more exciting. Well, perhaps it has...but still! I got Mongolian Fire Oil and Fruity Pebbles, so all will be forced to BOW AT THE SOUND OF MY NAME! I also got to explain to my friend Nick how vegetarians are fooled into not eating meat by the government. That's because the New World Order wants their enemies to be bereft of all good nutrition. On the other side, they wish their proponents to be bloated, immobile lardbuckets, so they shovel so-called "meat" at them at their McDonald's House of DOOM. This is why a balanced diet consisting of salubrious meat and complex carbohydrates (rice) is required to sustain healthy life. Its true!
And anyone who is cool should download Hammerfall's Hearts on Fire video. Its completely tight. If you look real close you can see the stitches where their lead singer got a glass thrown at his head in a bar by a guy who is a supporter of FALSE METAL! DEATH TO FALSE METAL! That makes him a true brother of metal.
And anyone who is cool should download Hammerfall's Hearts on Fire video. Its completely tight. If you look real close you can see the stitches where their lead singer got a glass thrown at his head in a bar by a guy who is a supporter of FALSE METAL! DEATH TO FALSE METAL! That makes him a true brother of metal.
you're either a predator, or you're prey.
that's how it works.
okay, maybe not the best argument, but that's all the energy i'm willing to put into it.
what's Mongolian Fire Oil?
sounds dangerous.
i gotta see if they carry that around here.
i dunno what it is about little kids looking like that, but i do think that wearing saddle shoes at an early age obviously promotes intelligence and taste later in life.....
[Edited on Jan 29, 2003]
what do i do then?
no one's gonna hire me with that on my resume.....