I wrote a poem today at work, because we were having a poetry writing contest. It was swanky. Thus, for your reading enjoyment, I present the OFFICIAL BEST HAIKU EVER. And that's of all time, mind you. The title of this masterwork is "Prostrate thyself before me, indentured servant of chaos":
Blood upon my steel
Black holes beckon unto me
Die, Space Mummy, Die!
See? I'm the best poet ever. I should have a SLAM, coz I think that's what all the cool kids who wear lots of black do. I wear black t-shirts almost EVERY DAY. I'd fit right in!
Blood upon my steel
Black holes beckon unto me
Die, Space Mummy, Die!
See? I'm the best poet ever. I should have a SLAM, coz I think that's what all the cool kids who wear lots of black do. I wear black t-shirts almost EVERY DAY. I'd fit right in!
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t'wasn't a proper relationship kinda deal. she offered a "just friends with benefits" deal, and i was dumb enough to believe her.
at least i wear my evilness on my sleeve where people can see it. not my fault if they don't believe it until it's too late....muuhaaahaaaaa.....