ika13

I've been playing video games pretty much nonstop for the past two or three days, and its taking a toll on my physical health. My thumbs are starting to get nice and sore, which sucks, since it makes shooting guns at evil things harder, and punching people in the face is made no less difficult. However, seeing as this is the direct result of playing copious amounts of video games, I think the condition should be dubbed "awesomitis," seeing as how anyone who has it is awesome.

NEWSFLASH! Some guys who would appear to be of the "black" persuasion just called my cell phone and attempted to execute a poorly planned telephone prank. I think the joke hinged on it being 3:30 AM, but me being wide awake eating M+Ms and listening to some HEAVY METAL kinda killed that. Then they tried the old "Who you tryin' to call, b?" bit, but that fell short of the mark. I was able to open some communication with the youngsters by adopting their native tongue and asking them whether they had been "Blingin' tha mad commas and pimpin' tha mad hoez" or perhaps "poppin' some caps wit' tha gat." They must have understood this, because they then opted to hang up the telephone in search of more lucrative prospects. Honestly, kids these days need to learn how to pull off an effective phone prank, not this kind of slipshod hit-or-miss crap. Back when I was a kid this wouldn't have flied, no siree! They would have at least had to insert some heavy breathing, or maybe called back every few minutes for the next hour or so. Its a sorry world we live in when even the juvenile delinquents are not motivated enough to be delinquent.