Wow, I was just thinking about Robert E. Howard and what a disappointment he is. I mean, how could a guy who invented CONAN and CROM and EVERYTHING COOL AND WARRIORLIKE EVER shoot his brains out after he found out his mom was terminally ill? He should have acted in a more Conan-ish fashion, and slaughtered some infidels, then deflowered some wenches, then rode around on a horse, the kill an ancient sorcerer or a serpent god or something. Not blow his brains out. Pussy. I'm totally let down by you, Robert E. Howard. I demand MORE!
