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my argument has always been, my eyes face forward, like all carnivores. thus. i eat meat. i'm a creature of nature.
you're either a predator, or you're prey.
that's how it works.

okay, maybe not the best argument, but that's all the energy i'm willing to put into it.

what's Mongolian Fire Oil?
sounds dangerous.
i gotta see if they carry that around here.

i dunno what it is about little kids looking like that, but i do think that wearing saddle shoes at an early age obviously promotes intelligence and taste later in life.....

[Edited on Jan 29, 2003]

but what if it turns out that I AM the Force(s) of Darkness?

what do i do then?

no one's gonna hire me with that on my resume.....

my sincere condolences.

i hate to sound like a prick, and i KNOW that if you had been there you would have saved the day, BUT if it HAD to happen, it would have been kinda cool to watch, don't ya think?
maybe that's just me.

i haven't started the new Lansdale book yet. i'm in the middle of 2 novels, and then today i picked up Conspiranoia. i'll prolly finish that one first.
the Joe R. book is one of his Hap/Leonard series. i dunno if you've read any of those yet, but i highly recommend 'em.

check out his website too. i think you'd like it. he has his own fighting system that he teaches down in Texas too.

Er, what's a vinegaroon? Some sort of snake, yes? My condolences.

Reminds me of a sign a friend of mine saw... in an auto parts store, no less...

"COMPLAINT DEPT - To have your complaint addressed, step outside and say the following: HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR"

Redneck Zombies.

What an awful movie....what do we expect from Llyod Kaufman...

thanks man. i be alright, it's prolly nothing.

when i was in Madrid i passed a toy store that had 12 inch action figures of World War II Waffen SS soldiers, Hermann Goering, AND Adolf Hitler.
with staff car.

now the Nazis were evil evil evil. no denying that, but c'mon!! too bad the cheapest private was still $70.

Cthulu Action Ninja Squad....i like the sound of that.
you get it drawn up, you gotta share with us.

just read your post in the If I Were To Kill Myself thread...genius.

almost spewed all over my keyboard.

i tried frying squid one night, and i dunno what i did wrong, but the stench was near puke-inducing.

the one and only time i tried roasting some lamb i had to pull the smoke alarm off the wall.

so yeah, i eat out alot.

eggs aren't even babies yet, so what you're eating is Flesh & Fetuses!!

which i think sounds even cooler.

whew!

glad to find out those were song lyrics.

i was startin' to worry.

using your sword on one so ignorant would only dishonor the blade.

i think it best to stick to your Ninja Face Rip of Doom in cases like this.

Gamera kicks ass.

[Edited on Jan 15, 2003]

ZOMBIE LAKE .

i managed to dodge that bullet. i think only one of my friends actually ever met her.

t'wasn't a proper relationship kinda deal. she offered a "just friends with benefits" deal, and i was dumb enough to believe her.

at least i wear my evilness on my sleeve where people can see it. not my fault if they don't believe it until it's too late....muuhaaahaaaaa.....

Well, I was able to relent on said plans, thoroughly reasserting my status as a BOYISH BOY and I thought I was on the verge of making her go away, when she...well...she just didn't. I don't get it. I called her a bleeding ENERGY VAMPIRE! And in all seriousness, too, there was not a hint of mirth in the statement. Yet still, she persists. I think I may have to follow through with your idea after all, Jen, as none of mine seem to have the least bit of effecacy. Oh well, at least I don't have to hang out with her now.

[Edited on Jan 13, 2003]

moving far far away always helps for me.....

but what about the vodka?
i'm sure there should be vodka in there somewhere.

oh yeah, carnies. i'll use brake fluid instead.

i did copy out the recipe. gonna give it a try this summer. bitter cold doesn't really put me in a lemonade drinking mood.

you pretty much described how i was a coupla years ago.

i used to get invited to parties all the time, just 'cos people wanted to see what i'd do or say next. you get to feel kinda pressured after awhile.



by the way, i really appreciated your Pol Pot referrence. the first car i got when i was 16, i tore the head off a little toy man, mounted it on a toothpick, and stuck it in the dashboard. my friends asked what it was for, and i told them that my dashboard was going to be a diorama showcasing Man's Inhumanity To Man, and that i was starting out with a representation of the Killing Fields.

they believed me. i'd really just been fucking around.

[Edited on Jan 13, 2003]

i dunno...seeing some guy get naked and then start waving a ninjato around......that might make you a ton of tips. just from fear alone.

since i gave you the idea, i expect 10%.

john allen so almost did that.